This week on WWE Story Time: The Rock talks about the time he took Lilian Garcia for a bite to eat, and all she had was strudel; Y2J tells us of how Goldberg received the gift of Jericho in a backstage altercation, and what REALLY goes on off camera between Darren Young and his "life coach" Mister ...

Sorry, but I'm with WWE: I just don't like nor want Bryan. He's not who I wanna see. I'm tired of him and quite frankly (no offense intended nor is it directed at you even indirectly. ) of hearing he needed to win this and shouldn't have came back if he wasn't. He had his moment, enough already ...

Yeah. Whilst I liked Stardust at first, and think it works with Goldust, I think that as soon as they split it's time for Cody to come back. I wouldn't mind if Stardust re-emerged one day, like maybe Cody has to face someone really fucked up and brings back Stardust like how Foley brought back ...

I really, REALLY hate this attitude among wrestlers that because fans don't wrestle, we can't criticise what we see. It's such a dumb, boy's club attitude. "You're not one of us, shut up." Because every music review is written by a musician. And every film review is written by an actor. And every ...

Maybe they should get more utterly pointless guest hosts that literally nobody in their target demographic gives a shit about. That would definitely be a good plan going forward.

I have to agree with badnewz.

Rhodes vs Sandow was perfect for what the opener should have been, and the mixed tag needed to be short but sweet simply because to let the crowd calm down a bit after Lesnar and Punk

I've decided that this would be more fun if there were some more activity. So I'm gonna stop here and just watch the show.

We The Tea Party are out. Zeb's still going on about immigrants. He says something about his tax dollars paying for immigrants debit cards. I don't understand that logic but okay. Zeb shuts up and the Prime Time Players make their way out. I'm not particularly too bothered to do the whole play by ...

Alberto Del Rio vs Sin Cara [/u] Holy shit did Cara just get a pop? Del Rio starts off by kicking Sin Cara to the floor. Irish whips him to the ropes, Sin Cara does his luchi luchi and sends Del Rio to the floor. He does a suicide dive out on top of Del Rio and wait, he's hurt his hand. The trainer ...

The Shield vs Dolph Ziggler [/u] Right, missed the first few minutes of this match because I was chasing a giant moth around my bedroom with a music textbook. I won. Anyway, so I've got back and The Shield are putting a hurting on Dolph Ziggler. Ambrose tags in Seth Rollins. I like this match as a ...

Funkadactyls vs AJ Lee and Layla [/u] AJ's got Harley Quinn hair. I'm a huge mark for anything Batman related so that's awesome. AJ and Layla ambush the cheerleaders. I can NOT be bothered to type Funkadactyls. Oh wait, I stopped to type to someone about Superman comics and I missed the match ...

Paul Heyman's out. He's cutting a promo about how it's time to end the family fued. He says how he's been a father figure to CM Punk, and when "big brother Brock" smacked some sense into his head, he realised that he doesn't want to fight, and he forgives CM Punk. He just wants Punk to apologise. If ...

Brad Maddox on screen now. Talks about Ziggler making some comments about Triple H's actions last night. He says that because Ziggler's a show-off, he'll get the chance to show off in a 3 on 1 handicap match against The Shield. So basically, what we've got here is a 2013 version of the McMahon ...

Back from commercial. Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes are in the ring for a rematch. Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow [/u] Off to a nice quick start, Cody takes control of the match early on. I think the crowd is chanting "we want Goldust". Assholes. Damien Sandow almost gets a momentum change but Cody ...

We're kicking things off tonight with John Cena, coming out to BIG boos from what seems to be a pretty hot crowd. Standard stuff about how Bryan was robbed, goes on to thank him for a good match. He's sporting a black eye, likely from that vicious knee Bryan delivered for the win. He points out his ...

Same drill as last night! I'm gonna be here typing up what's going on in the ring as it happens. For each match/segment I will have notepad open, typing a play-by-play of sorts with my thoughts and opinions weaving in and out. After each match and segment I'll also type up my opinion on it, post it ...

I just found it pretty cool that they made a reference to their first match that a large amount of the current generation of WWE fans wont know anything about

I just saw that they re-used a pretty cool spot from their very first match together in 2003 on an episode of Velocity

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Good read Kiel. If you're going to take this as Royal Rumble 99, though, I would have Dragon in Austin's place. Have Vince & co. try to screw him out of the rumble, but have Dragon win it anyway and go on to win the belt at Mania. If they really are doing a new Corporation/McMahon-Helmsley Regime ...

Here's a gif of that knee strike from Bryan. Personally I'd love to see this as a secondary finisher that can pulled out of nowhere, like Jericho's Codebreaker. Didn't he already have that in the big roundhouse kick to the head? Either way, it's probably better that he use this one so that he and ...