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Post by KILLdozer » Feb 20th, '19, 23:23

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Feb 20th, '19, 20:15 Sooo.... this happened:




Chris Hemsworth as Hogan? Fuck no. Not enough steroids to fit the role!
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Post by Serujuunin » Feb 21st, '19, 11:18

I just heard about that yesterday... I really don’t know how I feel about it, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see until we get a trailer.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 21st, '19, 13:22

Why are y'all talking about the actual movie? I posted this here because:
1. Rusev playing a foreign heel from WWE's past would be hilarious
2. Rusev wanting to play Sarge is even more hilarious
3. THE IRON SHEIK IS INTERACTING WITH RUSEV!
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 21st, '19, 18:35

The Charlotte Observer has a feature story on Charlotte Flair.
I assumed she'd be the feature story every day.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Feb 22nd, '19, 05:41

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Feb 21st, '19, 13:22 Why are y'all talking about the actual movie? I posted this here because:
1. Rusev playing a foreign heel from WWE's past would be hilarious
2. Rusev wanting to play Sarge is even more hilarious
3. THE IRON SHEIK IS INTERACTING WITH RUSEV!
What's funnier is, if you read it differently, it sounds like Rusev wants to play them ALL like Ben Stiller. I'd watch the shit out of that.

My question is, are they going to cover the part of his career where he made No Holds Barred? A movie about wrestler making a movie about a wrestler making a movie about a wrestler.

Rusev plays Zeus.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 22nd, '19, 08:48

Bob-O wrote: ↑Feb 22nd, '19, 05:41

My question is, are they going to cover the part of his career where he made No Holds Barred? A movie about wrestler making a movie about a wrestler making a movie about a wrestler.

Rusev plays Zeus.
dude, this a movie about Hogan with Bischoff as one of the producers, the movie is only going to cover how he single handedly ended the cold war, how he took a bullet for Kennedy, but he was time traveled out of there to stop the other two, that story about Metallica that he claims happened, how Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra wanted a threesome with him but he was faithful to his ex-wife. All that stuff.
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Post by KILLdozer » Feb 22nd, '19, 09:26

cero2k wrote: ↑Feb 22nd, '19, 08:48
Bob-O wrote: ↑Feb 22nd, '19, 05:41

My question is, are they going to cover the part of his career where he made No Holds Barred? A movie about wrestler making a movie about a wrestler making a movie about a wrestler.

Rusev plays Zeus.
dude, this a movie about Hogan with Bischoff as one of the producers, the movie is only going to cover how he single handedly ended the cold war, how he took a bullet for Kennedy, but he was time traveled out of there to stop the other two, that story about Metallica that he claims happened, how Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra wanted a threesome with him but he was faithful to his ex-wife. All that stuff.
You forgot how the George Foreman grille was almost the Hul Kogan grille...

So that means no steroids and rascism either?
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 22nd, '19, 09:33

KILLdozer wrote: ↑Feb 22nd, '19, 09:26
You forgot how the George Foreman grille was almost the Hul Kogan grille...

So that means no steroids and rascism either?
they'll probably imply that Sammartino offered him roids and he rejected them. Then he took his vitamins
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Post by Bob-O » Feb 22nd, '19, 21:45

cero2k wrote: ↑Feb 22nd, '19, 08:48 dude, this a movie about Hogan with Bischoff as one of the producers, the movie is only going to cover how he single handedly ended the cold war, how he took a bullet for Kennedy, but he was time traveled out of there to stop the other two, that story about Metallica that he claims happened, how Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra wanted a threesome with him but he was faithful to his ex-wife. All that stuff.
I'd watch it.

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Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 24th, '19, 03:52

Jeff Hardy apparently considered double-crossing both Undertaker and the WWE during his Ladder Match for the WWE Undisputed Championship against Undertaker on Raw in 2002 by pulling the belt down, just to see what would happen (other than Taker beating the sh*t out of him, which he knew would happen).
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 24th, '19, 09:03

Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Feb 24th, '19, 03:52 Jeff Hardy apparently considered double-crossing both Undertaker and the WWE during his Ladder Match for the WWE Undisputed Championship against Undertaker on Raw in 2002 by pulling the belt down, just to see what would happen (other than Taker beating the sh*t out of him, which he knew would happen).
Fuck it, pull an audible lol. That would be hilarious.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 25th, '19, 11:38

Bob-O wrote: ↑Feb 25th, '19, 04:51
YES!


Wait... why is he not wrestling Brian Lee in a singles match? If the only way we ever get Sting vs. Undertaker is for Joey Janela to book "Sting" vs. "Undertaker" then I'm perfectly willing to settle for that.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Feb 25th, '19, 18:09

He's got an entire thread of these. I just spent the last 45 minutes watching them, and highly recommend.

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 25th, '19, 19:17

Bob-O wrote: ↑Feb 25th, '19, 18:09 He's got an entire thread of these. I just spent the last 45 minutes watching them, and highly recommend.

Get that guy out of here already! What's it been..10 years? It's time to grow up and leave the comedy behind...
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 25th, '19, 19:50

KILLdozer wrote: ↑Feb 25th, '19, 19:17
Get that guy out of here already! What's it been..10 years? It's time to grow up and leave the comedy behind...
who hurt you? comedy is ageless, good comedy at least
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 25th, '19, 19:54

cero2k wrote: ↑Feb 25th, '19, 19:50
KILLdozer wrote: ↑Feb 25th, '19, 19:17
Get that guy out of here already! What's it been..10 years? It's time to grow up and leave the comedy behind...
who hurt you? comedy is ageless, good comedy at least
I mean yeah...

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 28th, '19, 23:16

Bob-O wrote: ↑Feb 28th, '19, 22:55
Even the jobbers are trolling Ronda now. Wonderful.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Mar 1st, '19, 10:04

this is the first thing that came to mind. when that Rabbi no sold Ghost Hunter's live show

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