Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 17th, '15, 19:30

Steve Corino: "I have small nipples so that doesn't hurt me."
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 21st, '15, 13:24

"He ejaculated all over that lollypop!"
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by BOD » Aug 10th, '15, 15:08

the one i get sick of hearing is you can join us on social media using the #...., Michael Cole
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Big Red Machine » Nov 27th, '16, 12:22

"He's either gonna hump the floor or go for a pin."

-Vampiro, Lucha Unerground S3, E12
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by KILLdozer » Dec 13th, '16, 20:09

"Put the booty-o's back in the box!!!"
When they come, they'll come at what you love.

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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 28th, '21, 22:52

Reviving a thread from SEVEN YEARS AGO to let you all know that I'm watching Gage vs. Cardona, and one of the announcers wondered if "Maybe Matt Cardona is smoking action figures and that's why he's lost his f*cking mind" thinking that he could possibly stand a chance in a deathmatch against Nick Gage.
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by NWK2000 » Aug 12th, '21, 23:57

"As he calls upon the power of Sans from Undertale" when Kenny came out in the Sans costume on Halloween. Like, seeing one of my favorite games repped in the main event of a TV wrestling show, and that subsequent quote broke my mind.
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