Why aren't they in prison?!

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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by badnewzxl » Feb 3rd, '11, 09:36

Big Red Machine wrote:
Lynas wrote:Triple H for Necrophilia on Katie Vick...


and Kane for admitting that very killing.... and the killing of that Baby.
You clearly didn't follow this angle closely enough. The whole thing had been reported to the police already. It was a car accident.

As for killing that baby... Snitzky did that... and "IT WASN'T MY (his) FAULT!"
I think Katie Vick had a baby as well....
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by ECWFlairfan » Feb 3rd, '11, 09:38

badnewzxl wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:
Lynas wrote:Triple H for Necrophilia on Katie Vick...


and Kane for admitting that very killing.... and the killing of that Baby.
You clearly didn't follow this angle closely enough. The whole thing had been reported to the police already. It was a car accident.

As for killing that baby... Snitzky did that... and "IT WASN'T MY (his) FAULT!"
I think Katie Vick had a baby as well....
How about everytime someone cheats in a match (kayfabe)... any tampering in an athletic competition is against the law...

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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by kirbs2002 » Feb 3rd, '11, 10:04

Any time that a "fan" has jumped the barricade and attacked a wrestler (disorderly conduct and aggravated assault)
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by yourcrapsweak » Feb 3rd, '11, 10:20

Raven for kidnapping Sandman's son.
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 3rd, '11, 11:39

bossman for the whole big shows father incident
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 3rd, '11, 15:20

Lynas wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:
Lynas wrote: Vince for domestic violence against his daughter.
This was in the confines of a match. That is legally okay.

That's not the only time he hit her...
When else?
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 3rd, '11, 15:21

yourcrapsweak wrote:Raven for kidnapping Sandman's son.
He didn't kidnap the kid. Raven got Sandman's kayfabe ex-wife to be his valet, and with her came custody of kid (at least partially anyway, and Raven brainwashed him the rest of the way).
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 3rd, '11, 15:22

kirbs2002 wrote:Any time that a "fan" has jumped the barricade and attacked a wrestler (disorderly conduct and aggravated assault)
They usually are kayfabe arrested
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by kiel297 » Feb 3rd, '11, 16:11

Big Red Machine wrote:
kirbs2002 wrote:Any time that a "fan" has jumped the barricade and attacked a wrestler (disorderly conduct and aggravated assault)
They usually are kayfabe arrested
Unless their name is Tori.
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Aggro » Feb 3rd, '11, 16:29

Or Steve Blackman
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 3rd, '11, 16:36

Kane for beating the living hell out of his brother leaving him in a vegatitve state
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Earth Child » Feb 3rd, '11, 18:40

Finlay and Hornswoggle for Fraud, pretending Hornswoggle was Vince's bastard love child

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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Lynas » Feb 4th, '11, 03:07

Well Big Red. You're certainly a barrel of laughs.

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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 5th, '11, 00:27

Lynas wrote:Well Big Red. You're certainly a barrel of laughs.
I'm just saying- don't say that someone would go to jail for something that didn't kayfabe happen.
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Bob-O » Feb 5th, '11, 07:48

Funny that The Big Bossman has come up so much in this thread, you know, the guy with the cop gimmick. How about, EVERY MATCH THE BIG BOSSMAN WAS EVER IN, for assaulting a police officer.
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by KILLdozer » Feb 5th, '11, 08:38

Bob-O wrote:Funny that The Big Bossman has come up so much in this thread, you know, the guy with the cop gimmick. How about, EVERY MATCH THE BIG BOSSMAN WAS EVER IN, for assaulting a police officer.
naw he wasnt a cop anymore by then
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 5th, '11, 14:34

KILLdozer wrote:
Bob-O wrote:Funny that The Big Bossman has come up so much in this thread, you know, the guy with the cop gimmick. How about, EVERY MATCH THE BIG BOSSMAN WAS EVER IN, for assaulting a police officer.
naw he wasnt a cop anymore by then
And it would be assault if it is within the confines of a legal wrestling match.
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Serujuunin » Feb 5th, '11, 15:02

How about when Kane tied up Shane and put his legs behind the stairs before frying his junk with a car battery?

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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by kirbs2002 » Feb 5th, '11, 15:44

Kane for false imprisonment and torture for what he did to Ranjin Singh during his feud with The Great Khali
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Re: Why aren't they in prison?!

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 5th, '11, 16:28

kirbs2002 wrote:Kane for false imprisonment and torture for what he did to Ranjin Singh during his feud with The Great Khali
Edge deserves similar for what he did to Bearer.

Samoa Joe also for what he did to Sheik Abdul Bashir
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