Jack Swagger "Buried Alive" by Michael Hayes

[Lynas]

Sources are reporting that former World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger has lost a special non-televised "Buried Alive" match against Smackdown head booker Michael "P.S." Hayes, resulting in the young Oklahoman's horrifyingly deep, deep submersion.

Reached via ouija board in the depths of Gehenna, Jack Swagger remained optimistic. "So I lost. What else is new? Regardless, 2011 is the year of the Sthwagger," the former champ said. "I'm hearing there's big things planned for me... maybe a face turn like they did for Luke Gallows, maybe a comedy angle with JTG in a new WWE.com exclusive online show called 'America's Next Top Chavo.'"

"I've got nowhere to go but up," Swagger said, spitting slightly. "As long I stick to my gameplan of wavering between non-descript and difficult-to-distinguish gimmicks, the future is bright. I feel like I'm gonna start winning soon... I put up a hell of a fight against Lucky Cannon in some house shows recently."

Michael Hayes, reached via smoke signal, would neither confirm or deny the burial match. "Jack who?" he asked. "Oh... well, I don't know about all that. I do remember Jim Ross talking him up, and Michael Cole standing in the shadows smirking. It's a tough business, ya know."

Back in the bowels of the deepest underworld, Jack Swagger's confidence was unwavering. "Watch for me back on TV soon," he said. "I'm gonna take Superstars by storm. Look out, Ted DiBiase!"

[Rabid619]

This should be in the news section!! Swagger has most definitely been buried since being a former World Champion.

[badnewzxl]

This should be in the news section!! Swagger has most definitely been buried since being a former World Champion.

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