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by cero2k » May 31st, '11, 22:49
Kirby: And we're back to WWR Mayhem!!!
**Atrevete te te from calle 13 starts playing **
JD: This match is schedule for one fall with a 15 minute time limit, introducing first, from Zihuatanejo, Mexico!!!
**GF comes out with a mic**
GUUUUTTTIIIIIIIIIIEERRRRRRREZZ FERRRRRRRNANDEZZZZZZ.....thank you JD....
JD: uh, yeah...and his opponent, from Worcester, Massachusetts!!!, ROOOOBERT RAAAAANDALLL!!!!
** The lights dim and "If it all ended tomorrow" starts playing. Out comes Robert Randall walking down to the ring, the crowd starts chanting "ROBERT RANDALL clap clap clapclapclap" **
Kirby: Ladies and Gentlemen, Robert Randall vs Gutierrez Fernandez, who is looking for his first win after being defeated last Vortex by Roach, in none other than his in-ring debut.
Mark: definitely, Fernandez needs to earn a win in WWR if he wishes to stay in the roster.
DING DING DING
Kirby: and the match is on!!
** Randall and Fernandez start circling each other when suddenly, GF calls a time out and asks for a mic **
GF: is this thing on?? oh hey.....Hello Roberto Randall, I can truly say, it is a big pleasure for you to finally meet me, you must have heard many wonderful things about me...but the truth is...that you haven't heard about my very very very very dark secret...you see, i will tell you...
** GF tries to get to Randall's ear to whisper something to him, but Randall pushes him off as soon as he gets close**
GF: what are you doing?? i'm trying to save you from myself!!! I am a very dangerous person!!!
** SNAP!, Randall takes Fernandez' mic from his hand **
RR: I'm willing to take the risk.
** Randall throws down the mic and goes directly to attack GF with a series of punches, pushing him back to the ropes, where he grabs him from the wrist and whips him to the opposite ropes. As GF rebounds and comes back towards Randall, he receives him with a knee to the gut that flips GF over to the canvas **
GF: Oh you gotta be kidding me, this actually hurts!!
**Randall goes down and locks in GF in a headlock, but after a bit of a struggle, GF is able to get his legs around Randall's head and brings him down with some head scissors. Randall easily escapes the hold and once again locks GF in the head. After several iterations, Randall instead of going for the headlock, grabs GF's legs and tries to cross them, but GF suddenly starts shaking his way to the ropes which he grabs forcing Randall to release. **
Mark: Fernandez just broke his WWR match length record...
Kirby: I don't know if he's better prepared or what, but he's surely doing better than last time...
** GF gets to his feet and locks in with Randall in the center of the ring. Randall easily overpowers GF to the corner, but the ref breaks it up and Randall clean breaks GF off. GF takes advantage of the clean break and pokes Randall's eyes, which blinds RR. GF then jumps brings down Randall with a school boy **
ONE
TWO
KICK-OUT
** Randall kicks out, but is still holding his eyes. GF goes after him clobbering him in the back with one-arm hammers, he picks him up and whips him to the opposite corner, GF runs screaming "BUENOS DIAS!!!" and rams his full body directly on Randall. GF taunts the crowd and takes his distance to repeat his move, GF once again screams "BUENOOOS DIAAAS" and rams himself to Randall who's hanging from the turnbuckle, and because third time's the charm, GF once again starts mocking the crowd and takes his distance **
Kirby: this guy is really getting cocky....
Mark: the cockier they get...
Kirby: the harder they fall.
** BLAAAMM, GF had run to Randall at the corner, but Randall was able to lift up his boot, to which GF went face first to **
GF: AARGG, MI NARIZZZZ!!!
** GF turns around holding his nose, but the only thing he sees is Randall coming at him with a clothesline that brings him down to the mat. Both of them hit the mat and stay there getting their air back, they start making their way up and meet each other face to face. Randall connects a right swing on GF, but he responds with a knife-edge chop to Randall's chest. Swing. Chop. Swing. Chop. Swing. Swing. Swing. GF suddenly grabs Randall and tries to throw him outside, but Randall lands on the apron. GF doesn't notice and walks forward to the center of the ring clearing the punches out, he turns around and...
Kirby: SPRINGBOARD SPEAR ON FERNDANDEZ!!!
** Randall pins GF **
ONE
TWO
TWO and A HALF
KiCK OUT!!!
** Randall surprised, turns the ref with three fingers sticking out of his hand, but the ref only puts two up. GF meanwhile simply rolls to the outside of the ring to catch his breath. Randall gets to his feet and goes after GF who's standing next to the ring. Randall grabs him from the head and pulls him up to the apron, but GF reacts, grabs Randall's head and jumps of the apron bringing down Randall's throat against the ring ropes. While Randall grabs his throat, GF climbs the turnbuckle, screams "TACOS AND BURRITOS" and jumps catching Randall with a top rope huracanrana**
Kirby: wow, he could have him right here!!! wait, what the hell is he doing!!??
** GF once again grabs the mic **
GF: *puff* *puff* *puff* hey Roberto *puff* *puff* *puff*, so...*puff* you wanna hear my secret now!?*puff**puff*
** Randall hears this, gets up and slaps GF in the face
Mark: CROSS BACKBREAKER!!! GF HAS to be down
Kirby: he's too close to the ropes
** Indeed Randall pins him, but GF puts his leg on the rope before the count of three. Randall starting to get frustrated by GF starts pouding on him with lefts and rights while on the floor, forcing the ref to pull him apart after counting to 5. GF rolls out of the ring again, and Randall goes after him, but GF playing a little possum, dropkicks Randall on the knee and runs to the ring, he rebounds on the ropes, runs towards Randall and
Kirby: THAT IS WHAT HE CALLS " THE MEXICAN WMD "
Mark: A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
** the ref starts counting **
ONE
Kirby: Oh my God, Randall seems to be out, but GF can't pin him out of the ring!!!
Mark: Fernandez needs to bring Randall back to the ring to pin him!
Kirby: well, he first needs to recover himself, he seems dazed...
TWO
THREE
** GF kinda clears his mind and sees the situation, he starts to drag Randall to the ring **
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
** GF is struggling to drag Randall to the ring **
SEVEN
EIGHT
** He pulls Randall to the ring and starts to push him in **
NINE
** GF is finally able to push Randall into the ring, but as he's about to jump...
TEN!!!
GF: OH COME ON!!!
** If it all ended tomorrow starts playing out, Randall stands up a little surprised, the ref grabs his wrist and declares him the winner **
JD: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner by Count out, ROOOOOBERT RAAAAAANDALLLL!!!
Kirby: I uh....I think Fernandez just helped Randall win the match by Countout
Mark: yeah, it seems that way...I think history has been made today
Kirby: I gotta say, this is not the ferndandez i was expecting to come out today, I mean, he still lost and all, but he surely was able to stand toe to toe with Robert Randall
Mark: and that's no easy feat itself, we know Randall has what it takes to be a champion. But like we said before the match, Fernandez NEEDS a win if he is to stay in the WWR roster, because there's a big waiting list of guys wanting to come in and take that spot.
**WWR Mayhem cuts to....**