RAW Live Results (5/14/12)

[Rabid619]

Tonights show is the go home RAW before Over the Limit. I don't know if there are any matches announced for this week but i'm likely blanking on something. I didn't watch RAW last week BUT i did hear about the return of one Paul Heyman. I am very happy he's back, even if Lesnar didn't run out of appearances i'd still want Heyman around to speak for him. Lesnar can handle being in the ring but the second he speaks, he just seems like any normal guy you'd hear anywhere. Almost like Mike Tyson except Tyson can pull it off because even in his little voice he said he'd eat someones kids and after seeing both Hangover movies, he's f*cking awesome.

Oh yeah, Triple H is supposed to address the Lesnar situation or something tonight. Heyman said last week that Lesnar quit, i can't wait for his return though. Hopefully he'll just appear and it won't be hyped. I like surprises. Returns being hyped aren't really my cup of tea.

Results:

CM Punk/Santino Marella def Cody Rhodes/Daniel Bryan
Beth Phoenix def Alicia Fox
Kane def Big Show
Clay/Truth/Kingston def Miz/Ziggler/Swagger
Jericho def Orton

[Rabid619]

Triple H is walking in the back, Laurinaitis comes up to talk to him.

[cero2k]

good for Triple H, thinking that he can go around shoving people

Punk/Santino vs Rhodes/Dragon is now

[cero2k]

Punk pins Cody after the GTS

Jericho vs Orton is announced.

Cena will be here too

[cero2k]

Beth def Alicia Fox while Layla watches.

then she attacks Beth when she tries to continue the punishment on Fox

[cero2k]

Big Johnny is out along with a returning Otunga (he was out, didn't you noticed?)

Show vs Kane is now

lol, johnny asks for the apology mid-match and so Kane takes advantage and pins Show

show's apology is not good enough, he needs to get on his knees and beg.

Ace is gonna reconsider....NOOOOOOT

Big Show........FUTURE ENDEVOURED!!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! i mean it kinda sucks, but YES!

it's actually cool to hear those words live for the first time.

[cero2k]

why would they follow Show's firing with a Comedy match, why not a normal match?

now everything is awkward

anyway, Brodus Clay is out to squash someone along with Kofi/Truth, or as i'm expecting them to call themselves, Truth in Paradise.

they're going against The Miz and American Perfection

Vickie interrupted Miz' intro song, bad touch

[cero2k]

Team 'Jump and Dance' defeat Team 'Should be World Champs'

I hate kids...at least in wrestling

[cero2k]

it seems AJ wants to get with Punk to get back on Dragon...REJECTED!!!

anyway,

sheamus is out to watch Jericho vs Orton, which is now

[cero2k]

Jericho takes the win

Orton and Sheamus have a discussion, LET THEM FIGHT!!!

Cena/Ace thing is next

[cero2k]

Ace is out

Cena disrespectfully interrupts...all healed.

Ace just fired Show, why would Cena make fun Ace

people talked....

Eve came out, i'm paying attention again. she has a note from a girl in Ace's class

BOD say if Ace loses the match against Cena, he's fired. (thus Ace will win duuhh!!!)

.....

Ace also had news...slap in the face!!!

YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!
YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!
YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!

[cero2k]

Show's over.

this concludes our monday night monologue

thanks for comin

[RedSon]

Ace also had news...slap in the face!!!

YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!
YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!
YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!!

it was a hell of a slap