BRM Reviews the 2/19/2014 NXT (waste of time)

[Big Red Machine]

THE ASCENSION SQUASH JOBBERS- DUD! Either do something with these guys or just take the f*cking belts off of them. I think these guys have wrestled a total of bout ten matches that weren't squashes, and none of them have gone longer than ten minutes (aside from one ten man tag match).

Summer Rae (w/the BFFs) vs. EMMA (w/Bailey)- 4/10
The match itself was okay.

DEVIN INTERVIEWS TYLER BREEZE- fun.

RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS SAMI ZAYN & ANTONIO CESARO-
Neither guy was allowed to touch the other or else they would lose some upcoming title shots or something. Cesaro kept interrupting Sami, then Sami cut a promo, but this really felt like a waste of time.

EMMA PROMO- she says she has things she wants to say to Paige face-to-face next week.

TYLER BREEZE vs. ADRIAN NEVILLE- 6.5/10
They did some athletic stuff. It was cool
While talking about guys who have made their careers in ladder matches, Tensai says that you always see pictures of Jeff Hardy diving off of a ladder onto the Dudley Boys. It will be interesting to see if he is back on commentary next week.

POST-MATCH SEGMENT- was good, but then turned horrible.
Neville starts to cut a promo but Bo came out and interrupted him and was obnoxious and condescending. Neville said he thought Bo was scared of him. That was good. Then, for some inexplicable reason, Neville said he would give Bo a free shot on him. Bo then took FOREVER to take off his jacket, his title, and unbutton his sleeves (the crowd was actually chanting "HURRY UP!" at him)... just to do NOTHING.

Overall, a bad NXT. Pretty much everything here felt like a waste of time.

STUPID ANNOUNCER QUOTES:
1. One of the ones who isn't Tensai (I can barely tell their voices apart) says that "Summer Rae has done it all."
Apparently his definition of everything there is to do does not include WIN A TITLE!