Why aren't they in prison?!
Why aren't they in prison?!
This is the point where we take a look back down memory lane. We'll take a look at all the great angles, all the not so great angles from present and past and ask ourselves one simple question:
WHY AREN'T THEY IN PRISON?!
Just throw in some names and examples of why a wrestler should have been arrested thus far. Here are some of mine.
*Kane, Mankind, and anyone else who has buried The Undertaker alive for Murder
*Stone Cold Steve Austin for just about everything he's done to Vince McMahon
*The Nexus for everything THEY'VE ever done
*nWo for the same
I wont steal em all, so chip in guys
WHY AREN'T THEY IN PRISON?!
Just throw in some names and examples of why a wrestler should have been arrested thus far. Here are some of mine.
*Kane, Mankind, and anyone else who has buried The Undertaker alive for Murder
*Stone Cold Steve Austin for just about everything he's done to Vince McMahon
*The Nexus for everything THEY'VE ever done
*nWo for the same
I wont steal em all, so chip in guys
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Shane McMahon for pulling the bait & switch of Vince's purchase of WCW...
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Triple H and Shawn Michaels for defacing WWE Headquarters
when I say I'm the ish, I'm not being cocky or conceited, I'm merely telling you what others told me "Rob, you're the ish"
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Edge for going into John Cena's house
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Triple H for Necrophilia on Katie Vick...
and Kane for admitting that very killing.... and the killing of that Baby.
and Kane for admitting that very killing.... and the killing of that Baby.
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Big Boss Man for being a police officer that steals a coffin with a corpse inside...
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...and then the Undertaker for HANGING the Big Boss Man... and CRUCIFYING Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Yokozuna and Fuji in 1993 for arson (burning the Undertaker)
Randy Orton for the same in 2005 and Bob Orton for being an accessory
Randy Orton for the same in 2005 and Bob Orton for being an accessory
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Undertaker for burning Kane...
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-Kofi Kingston for vandalizing Randy Orton's race car
-That time The Big Boss Man stole Al Snow's dog, cooked it, and tricked him into eating it in a burrito. I'm sure some laws were broken there.
-In the same light, Triple H getting Steph all drunk and and saying her part of their vows in falsetto at a Drive Thru Wedding Chapel. I don't think that's entirely legal either.
-Then there's Vince McMahon with those sex and steroid scandals from the '80s, but I think we're supposed to be keeping kayfabe...
-That time The Big Boss Man stole Al Snow's dog, cooked it, and tricked him into eating it in a burrito. I'm sure some laws were broken there.
-In the same light, Triple H getting Steph all drunk and and saying her part of their vows in falsetto at a Drive Thru Wedding Chapel. I don't think that's entirely legal either.
-Then there's Vince McMahon with those sex and steroid scandals from the '80s, but I think we're supposed to be keeping kayfabe...
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Vince for sexual harrassment on divas.
Vince for domestic violence against his daughter.
Vince and others for keeping Linda McMahon sedated longer than necessary.
Vince for unlawful firings. (JR many times, Mick Foley many times...and others)
Stephanie for drugging Shawn Michael's water.
Edge for kidnap.
Steve Blackman for running over Shamrock
Rikishi for running over Austin
Triple H for just about every sledgehammer attack.
Cryme Tyme...for hustling and theft.
Naked Mideon for indecent exposure
Mae Young for indecent exposure
Vince for domestic violence against his daughter.
Vince and others for keeping Linda McMahon sedated longer than necessary.
Vince for unlawful firings. (JR many times, Mick Foley many times...and others)
Stephanie for drugging Shawn Michael's water.
Edge for kidnap.
Steve Blackman for running over Shamrock
Rikishi for running over Austin
Triple H for just about every sledgehammer attack.
Cryme Tyme...for hustling and theft.
Naked Mideon for indecent exposure
Mae Young for indecent exposure
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I think I started a good thing xD
Cena for trespassing (whether the security let him in or not)
Cena for trespassing (whether the security let him in or not)
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Ricardo Rodriguez for his hair cut.
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Haha, I was gonna post this! Absolutely Cena for trespassing. Sure John, you bought a ticket and came to watch the show.... IN YOUR WRESTLING GEAR!? WHY DO YOU NEED KNEE PADS TO WATCH THE SHOW, JOHN!? WHY DID YOU SHOW UP WEARING YOUR OWN MERCHANDISE, JOHN!?kiel297 wrote:Cena for trespassing (whether the security let him in or not)
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You clearly didn't follow this angle closely enough. The whole thing had been reported to the police already. It was a car accident.Lynas wrote:Triple H for Necrophilia on Katie Vick...
and Kane for admitting that very killing.... and the killing of that Baby.
As for killing that baby... Snitzky did that... and "IT WASN'T MY (his) FAULT!"
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And for the murder of his parents, who were also killed in that fire.ECWFlairfan wrote:Undertaker for burning Kane...
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This was in the confines of a match. That is legally okay.Lynas wrote: Vince for domestic violence against his daughter.
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Kane for coercing Lita in having sex with him.
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Big Red Machine wrote:This was in the confines of a match. That is legally okay.Lynas wrote: Vince for domestic violence against his daughter.
That's not the only time he hit her...
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The Horsemen for breaking Dusty Rhodes arm & other attacks...
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