Wish Corruptor

[cero2k]

Granted! He becomes the new "Sexual Chocolate" and comes out dressed like a candy bar.

I wish they'd bring back Taboo Tuesday/Cyber Sunday or whatever it was called.

granted, they call it techy-thursdays, the continue to ignore the public and book eugene winning matches with Austin as a ref.

I wish TNA would re-join with the NWA

[Rabid619]

I wish TNA would re-join with the NWA

Granted! NWA World Title is taken away from Colt Cabana.

I wish WWE had pushed "Scotty Goldman".

[Big Red Machine]

I wish WWE had pushed "Scotty Goldman".

Granted. They push him as "Scotty Goldman: Horse Eater" and have him eat live horses on TV every week.

I wish Monty Brown were still wrestling

[Lynas]

I wish Monty Brown were still wrestling

Granted! He becomes Orlando Jordans Bodyguard.

I wish WrestlingRevolution owned TNA.

[Rabid619]

I wish WrestlingRevolution owned TNA.

Granted! Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff become admins & ban those who dont like TNA.

I wish Ric Flair didnt blade himself in every match & every promo he does.

[Lynas]

I wish Ric Flair didnt blade himself in every match & every promo he does.

Granted! He begins blading others in every match & promo he does.

I wish Kevin Nash had taken the announcer's job instead of Booker T

[Sassafras]

Granted! Matthews and Cole are replaced by Jimmy Hart and the Honky Tonk Man.

I wish ROH would push a Kings of Wrestling/World's Greatest Tag Team rivalry.

[cero2k]

Granted! Matthews and Cole are replaced by Jimmy Hart and the Honky Tonk Man.

I wish ROH would push a Kings of Wrestling/World's Greatest Tag Team rivalry.

granted, but as soon as things start getting heated up and interesting, Shelton decides he actually wants to go back to his jobbing job at WWE and thus leaves ROH, Haas however, doesn't get an offer for a contract and stays with ROH, so to continue the feud, Haas is only able to find the help of one man...Bobby Dempsey. Both teams get in a blood feud that ends up with the greatest tag team title reign in ROH's history ended by the team of Haas/Dempsey.

I wish Armando Alejandro Estrada would return to WWE

[Sassafras]

Granted! He becomes the NEW personal ring announcer for the debuting Mistico/Sin Cara, so that Dos Caras Jr./Alberto del Rio has NOTHING on his felow modern-day Mexican wrestling icon.

I wish WWE would finally just buy out TNA and be done with it.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish WWE would finally just buy out TNA and be done with it.

Granted, but they retain Russo's contract and give him full creative control

[Sassafras]

It's been taken too far now...

[ECWFlairfan]

I wish Jeff Jarrett would have won the WWF World championship.

[Serujuunin]

I wish Jeff Jarrett would have won the WWF World championship.

Granted! Then TNA never forms and we're never graced with AJ Styles.

I wish great matches like Tables Ladders and Chairs were allowed again. Like from Summerslam 2000. And blood.

[Rabid619]

I wish great matches like Tables Ladders and Chairs were allowed again. Like from Summerslam 2000. And blood.

Granted! Ric Flair cuts a promo about it and blades himself.

I wish TNA hadnt released Chelsea.

[Serujuunin]

I wish great matches like Tables Ladders and Chairs were allowed again. Like from Summerslam 2000. And blood.

Granted! Ric Flair cuts a promo about it and blades himself.

I wish TNA hadnt released Chelsea.

Granted! She gets chucked into Winter's role and we get a repeat of Mickie and Trish, only with Winter and Angelina... Eep.

I wish Jeff didn't turn into a dbag.

[cero2k]

Granted! She gets chucked into Winter's role and we get a repeat of Mickie and Trish, only with Winter and Angelina... Eep.

I wish Jeff didn't turn into a dbag.

granted, Jeff hardy never becomes a douchebag, and so becomes a great wrestler in WWE, therefore, WWE never sees the necessity in hiring John Morrison, and so, we never get to know him.

I wish Punk kept his mask for a longer time

[Serujuunin]

Granted! She gets chucked into Winter's role and we get a repeat of Mickie and Trish, only with Winter and Angelina... Eep.

I wish Jeff didn't turn into a dbag.

granted, Jeff hardy never becomes a douchebag, and so becomes a great wrestler in WWE, therefore, WWE never sees the necessity in hiring John Morrison, and so, we never get to know him.

I wish Punk kept his mask for a longer time

Granted! Punk becomes the newest "luchador" and never speaks English (or at all) on television ever again.

...I can't think of a wish right now, so someone else go.

[Big Red Machine]

...I can't think of a wish right now, so someone else go.

I wish Seruj could think of a wish

[Serujuunin]

...I can't think of a wish right now, so someone else go.

I wish Seruj could think of a wish

Granted! It ends up being something really weird and stupid and something involving John Morrison getting a WWE Title run and Jeff Hardy losing his job, sobering up and returning to the WWE.

I really wish WWE wrestling was on more frequently so I had something to watch during the week.

[Big Red Machine]

I really wish WWE wrestling was on more frequently so I had something to watch during the week.

GRANTED! Every TV channel now airs Hornswoggle matches 24/7!

I wish that Dixie Carter sold TNA to Gabe Sapolsky.