Steve Corino: "I have small nipples so that doesn't hurt me."

"He ejaculated all over that lollypop!"

the one i get sick of hearing is you can join us on social media using the #...., Michael Cole

"He's either gonna hump the floor or go for a pin."

-Vampiro, Lucha Unerground S3, E12

"Put the booty-o's back in the box!!!"

Reviving a thread from SEVEN YEARS AGO to let you all know that I'm watching Gage vs. Cardona, and one of the announcers wondered if "Maybe Matt Cardona is smoking action figures and that's why he's lost his f*cking mind" thinking that he could possibly stand a chance in a deathmatch against Nick Gage.

"As he calls upon the power of Sans from Undertale" when Kenny came out in the Sans costume on Halloween. Like, seeing one of my favorite games repped in the main event of a TV wrestling show, and that subsequent quote broke my mind.