Sassafras wrote:Granted. They (somewhat) update their dance, and do the Soulja Boy.

I wish Triple H would retire after WrestleMania. And actually mean it.

Granted. But now he is the new referee on RAW, and pedigrees The Miz... Announces his used to be illegitimate brother-in-law Hornswoggle is now the new WWE champion, after he vacates the Miz's reign due to that dumb M belt.

I wish Goldust could get a 4 month reign as the WWE Champion.

SONICdopeFRESH wrote:I wish Goldust could get a 4 month reign as the WWE Champion.

Granted... but at the four month mark he loses it to Hornswoggle who holds it for th next 25 years breaking every title record after retiring as WWE champion...

ECWFlairfan wrote:

SONICdopeFRESH wrote:I wish Goldust could get a 4 month reign as the WWE Champion.

Granted... but at the four month mark he loses it to Hornswoggle who holds it for th next 25 years breaking every title record after retiring as WWE champion...

And you wish what???

Whoops...sorry...

I wish the Von Erichs (David, Mike, Kerry, & Chris) were still alive & drug free... (without killing Kevin..lol)

Granted. Instead of a McMahon-Helmsley era, we get a Von Erich-Russo era in WCW (which, with the Von Erichs around, would still be in operation).

I wish that American Recordings had released Johnny Cash's "Ain't No Grave" YEARS earlier, and the Undertaker used it as his theme for his return at WMXX, and forward.

Sassafras wrote:Granted. Instead of a McMahon-Helmsley era, we get a Von Erich-Russo era in WCW (which, with the Von Erichs around, would still be in operation).

I wish that American Recordings had released Johnny Cash's "Ain't No Grave" YEARS earlier, and the Undertaker used it as his theme for his return at WMXX, and forward.

Wish granted, but along with that, came chaps on top of blue jeans, a cowboy hat, and he rode out on a horse that would drop some serious butt before letting the Undertaker off by the stairs to do his signature taunt.

I wish they didn't release Finlay.

SONICdopeFRESH wrote:

Sassafras wrote:I wish they didn't release Finlay.

Granted... but they job him to Hornswoggle til he dies every week on RAW, Smackdown, & PPV until he dies...

I wish Ricky Steamboat had won the WWF World title from Hogan (instead of Andre)... and in a clean way while still a face...

ECWFlairfan wrote:
I wish Ricky Steamboat had won the WWF World title from Hogan (instead of Andre)... and in a clean way while still a face...

GRANTED! But just like Andre, he sells it to Dibiase (thus turning heel), and making his reign last just as long as Andre's.

I wish Melissa had taken the SMIIMER belt off of MsChif instead of Madison Eagles.

Big Red Machine wrote:I wish Melissa had taken the SMIIMER belt off of MsChif instead of Madison Eagles.

Granted! Madison Eagles takes it off Melissa after Melissa takes it off MsChif.

I wish RAW would have a match that lasts more than 10 minutes again.

Rabid619 wrote:

Big Red Machine wrote:I wish Melissa had taken the SMIIMER belt off of MsChif instead of Madison Eagles.

Granted! Madison Eagles takes it off Melissa after Melissa takes it off MsChif.

I wish RAW would have a match that lasts more than 10 minutes again.

Granted. On next weeks Raw there is a 2 hour iron man, punjabi prison, viagra on a pole match between Hornswoggle & The Great Khali.

I wish the European Championship was brought back.

Lynas wrote: Granted. On next weeks Raw there is a 2 hour iron man, punjabi prison, viagra on a pole match between Hornswoggle & The Great Khali.

I wish the European Championship was brought back.

Granted. And for it's reincarnation, it's the MAIN EVENT at Wrestlemania, and it features David A List Otunga vs. The Brooklyn Brawler... Brawler wins.

I wish They hosted a DIVAS bikini contest the RAW after Wrestlemania

Granted. But, to satisfy the PG limitatons, the Divas are only allowed to wear old-school 1950's-style polka-dot one-pieces. And the surprise entrants, Mae Young ad Snooki, have a pose down to declare the winner.

I wish KENTA could have a run with WWE and feud with Sin Cara.

Sassafras wrote: I wish KENTA could have a run with WWE and feud with Sin Cara.

GRANTED! Both are brought in as NXT Rookies and they feud there in forty second long matches for the first three weeks of the show before both are eliminated.

I wish Kane had put his mask back on after beating the fake Kane in 2006

Big Red Machine wrote: I wish Kane had put his mask back on after beating the fake Kane in 2006

Granted but... He forgot the wig.

I wish The hurricane came back & won the World title. And DIDN'T lose it to hornswoggle.

SONICdopeFRESH wrote:I wish The hurricane came back & won the World title. And DIDN'T lose it to hornswoggle.

Granted... he loses it to Great Khali, who ends his career forever

I wish Wrestlemania 27 wasn't a 1000% crapfest...

ECWFlairfan wrote:I wish Wrestlemania 27 wasn't a 1000% crapfest...

Granted! It was a 10000% Sh*tfest...

I wish The Corre wasnt getting buried.

Rabid619 wrote:
Granted! It was a 10000% Sh*tfest...

I wish The Corre wasnt getting buried.

Granted, they're getting fired next week

I wish snooki stayed with the WWE longer.

cero2k wrote:I wish snooki stayed with the WWE longer.

Granted! She never shows up on time for a show.

I wish Bryan vs Sheamus wasnt taken off the WM 27 card and made a dark match.

Rabid619 wrote:I wish Bryan vs Sheamus wasnt taken off the WM 27 card and made a dark match.

Granted. The RAW GM puts a 24/7 stip on the title, and Big Dick Johnson runs in within 40 seconds, and pins Daniel Bryan

I wish Cody Rhodes would be moved to the main event scene

kiel297 wrote:I wish Cody Rhodes would be moved to the main event scene

Granted, but Hornswoggle is too & Rhodes fueds with him the rest of his career & never wins...

I wish Magnum TA's career wasn't cut short by his motorcycle accident & had won the NWA World title at Starrcade 85...