Wish Corruptor

[Lynas]

Granted! But to combat DX, WWE brings back the Spirit Squad.

I wish I was World Champion of the WWE.

Wish Granted, the world turns into a giant ice ball as hell freezes over.

I wish Desmond Wolfe was back on TV.

Granted! In a tag with Doink The Clown called "London Doinking"

I wish Magnus & Robert Roode were in WWE.

[Rabid619]

Granted! In a tag with Doink The Clown called "London Doinking"

I wish Magnus & Robert Roode were in WWE.

Granted! They won't even make it to Superstars.

I wish TNA would scrap their current World Title belt.

[Lynas]

Granted! In a tag with Doink The Clown called "London Doinking"

I wish Magnus & Robert Roode were in WWE.

Granted! They won't even make it to Superstars.

I wish TNA would scrap their current World Title belt.

Granted! But it's replaced by this ->




I wish Paul Heyman ran TNA Solo.

[Chris Everlast]

I wish Paul Heyman ran TNA Solo.

Granted... But he also takes care of the financial department! :p

I wish Christian won the WWE Championship.

[Rabid619]

I wish Christian won the WWE Championship.

Granted! They'll make him win it on a technicality a week after then make him defend it and lose it. He'll be fired.

I wish they got rid of the Divas Title Belt.

[Lynas]

I wish Christian won the WWE Championship.

Granted! They'll make him win it on a technicality a week after then make him defend it and lose it. He'll be fired.

I wish they got rid of the Divas Title Belt.

Granted! But they replace it with a belt called the "Ladies of the Night" Championship, fire all the divas & employ hookers to wrestle for the dollar bills fan throw in the ring.

I wish Don West was back on TNA Commentary & Taz was fired.

[Rabid619]

Granted! But they replace it with a belt called the "Ladies of the Night" Championship, fire all the divas & employ hookers to wrestle for the dollar bills fan throw in the ring.

I wish Don West was back on TNA Commentary & Taz was fired.

Granted! Mike Tenay's new found stupidity rubs off on Don West. Taz also leaves a 'present' in his chair.

I wish Rock & Austin would double team Cena at WrestleMania.

[Lynas]

Granted! But they replace it with a belt called the "Ladies of the Night" Championship, fire all the divas & employ hookers to wrestle for the dollar bills fan throw in the ring.

I wish Don West was back on TNA Commentary & Taz was fired.

Granted! Mike Tenay's new found stupidity rubs off on Don West. Taz also leaves a 'present' in his chair.

I wish Rock & Austin would double team Cena at WrestleMania.

Granted! They perform 3 finishers each and a variety of chair shots, but in true Cena style, he comes back destroys both Austin & Rock.

I wish WWE brought back chair shots to the head (protected of course)

[Rabid619]

I wish WWE brought back chair shots to the head (protected of course)

Granted! WWE starts using foam chairs.

I wish Dixie Carter would leave TNA as an on screen character.

[kirbs2002]

I wish Dixie Carter would leave TNA as an on screen character.

Certainly! No more Dixie on TV, now we have Vince Russo on screen instead.

I wish WWE would stop giving king gimmicks to their KOTR winners

[cero2k]

Certainly! No more Dixie on TV, now we have Vince Russo on screen instead.

I wish WWE would stop giving king gimmicks to their KOTR winners

granted, WWE decides to change the name of the tournament and calls it "Master Warlock of the Ring" and now all winners have a warlock gimmick (that includes supernatural fake powers).

I wish JBL was back doing commentary

[Rabid619]

granted, WWE decides to change the name of the tournament and calls it "Master Warlock of the Ring" and now all winners have a warlock gimmick (that includes supernatural fake powers).

I wish JBL was back doing commentary

Granted! He gets fired for bullying Josh Matthews on SmackDown one too many times.

I wish JR would call WrestleMania this year.

[Chris Everlast]

I wish JR would call WrestleMania this year.

Granted! But there's no W. Mania in the yellow pages.

HAHA U C WHAT I DID THA-.. ah, nevermind.

I wish WWE would come to Sweden.

[Rabid619]

I wish WWE would come to Sweden.

(I SAW WHUT U DID THAR!!!)

Granted! WWE Mistakes Norway for Sweden though......

I wish Joey Styles was announcing on NXT.

[Lynas]

Granted! But his announcing partner is Vickie Guerrero.

I wish Vickie Guerrero would go away,.

[cero2k]

Granted! But his announcing partner is Vickie Guerrero.

I wish Vickie Guerrero would go away,.

granted, she goes away from WWE, and find herself a job next to your house

I wish WWE would acknowledge Chris Benoit

[Lynas]

Granted! But his announcing partner is Vickie Guerrero.

I wish Vickie Guerrero would go away,.

granted, she goes away from WWE, and find herself a job next to your house

I wish WWE would acknowledge Chris Benoit

Granted! But they begin to acknowledge Heidenreich's achievements also.


I wish The Big Show was as good as he was in 1999.

[Rabid619]

I wish The Big Show was as good as he was in 1999.

Granted! With him he brings all the bad things of 1999.

I wish WWE would get better tag team title belts.

[Lynas]

I wish The Big Show was as good as he was in 1999.

Granted! With him he brings all the bad things of 1999.

I wish WWE would get better tag team title belts.

Granted! But they re-introduce a new pink world heavyweight championship belt to be more "gay adjacent"

I wish WWE would stop it with the goddamn guest hosts.

[Rabid619]

I wish WWE would stop it with the goddamn guest hosts.

Granted! Vickie Guerrero is hired as the new RAW GM & is now dating The Miz & Alex Riley with Cole on the side.

I wish Snooki would get punched in face by everyone on the RAW roster next monday.