Rabid619 wrote:

Lynas wrote:I wish WWE would stop it with the goddamn guest hosts.

Granted! Vickie Guerrero is hired as the new RAW GM & is now dating The Miz & Alex Riley with Cole on the side.

I wish Snooki would get punched in face by everyone on the RAW roster next monday.

Granted! But John Cena makes the save and they both go superman and clear the ring.

I wish Stone Cold would stun the Miz tonight...

Lynas wrote:I wish Stone Cold would stun the Miz tonight...

Granted! Miz oversells it worse than The Rock ever did...

I wish TNA would make Eric Young a credible character again.

Rabid619 wrote:

Lynas wrote:I wish Stone Cold would stun the Miz tonight...

Granted! Miz oversells it worse than The Rock ever did...

I wish TNA would make Eric Young a credible character again.

Granted. But to fill the void they turn Beer Money Inc into a comedy tag team.

I wish TNA brought back James Mitchell to manage Abyss.

Lynas wrote:I wish TNA brought back James Mitchell to manage Abyss.

Granted! Judas Mesias comes back as well and they form a comedy troop.

I wish TNA would stop giving us straight up crap.

Rabid619 wrote:

Lynas wrote:I wish TNA brought back James Mitchell to manage Abyss.

Granted! Judas Mesias comes back as well and they form a comedy troop.

I wish TNA would stop giving us straight up crap.

Granted! But instead they turn TNA from a wrestling show into a respectable Oprah style chat show.

I wish WWE would buy out TNA.

Lynas wrote:
Granted! But instead they turn TNA from a wrestling show into a respectable Oprah style chat show.

I wish WWE would buy out TNA.

Granted! Dixie Carter guest hosts SmackDown each week.

I wish Dixie Carter would not say a word when she's on TV.

Rabid619 wrote: Granted! Dixie Carter guest hosts SmackDown each week.

I wish Dixie Carter would not say a word when she's on TV.

Granted! Taz becomes her spokesperson instead.

I wish AJ Styles was TNA world champion

Lynas wrote:I wish AJ Styles was TNA world champion

Granted! He goes back to being a heel which means his personality is a little b*tch.

I wish TNA would care more about the X-Division.

Rabid619 wrote:

Lynas wrote:I wish AJ Styles was TNA world champion

Granted! He goes back to being a heel which means his personality is a little b*tch.

I wish TNA would care more about the X-Division.

Granted! But they add a lower age restriction & all competitors for the division must be 45 or over.

I wish Vince McMahon came back to TV more often.

Lynas wrote:I wish Vince McMahon came back to TV more often.

Granted! He shows up only in his diapers.

I wish RVD would be dropped from TNA.

Rabid619 wrote:I wish RVD would be dropped from TNA.

Granted! TNA grants the release of RVD and he is hired by ROH on the terms that he gets to squash Christopher Daniels so "the internet will shut the fuck up about it".

I wish WWE would go to a 6 Pay Per View a year format.

Bob-O wrote:
I wish WWE would go to a 6 Pay Per View a year format.

Granted! Their PPVs for the year are Elimination Chamber, Money In The Bank, Hell In A Cell, Bragging Rights, Extreme Rules and Tables, Ladders & Chairs.

I wish Chris Jericho would return to the WWE.

Rabid619 wrote:I wish Chris Jericho would return to the WWE.

Granted! In a tag team with the newly re-hired Boogeyman

I wish Hulk Hogan would put his back out and fuck off.

Granted. They have him roll around the ring in a wheelchair and still go over their top talent.

I wish Michael Cole would step away from the announce table and just become an on-screen character

kiel297 wrote:Granted. They have him roll around the ring in a wheelchair and still go over their top talent.

I wish Michael Cole would step away from the announce table and just become an on-screen character

Granted! He becomes the new GobbledyGooker

I wish the Undertaker would hang up his boots.

Lynas wrote:I wish the Undertaker would hang up his boots.

Granted! He buys a new pair.

I wish TNA would stop with the Jersey Shore Sh*t.

Rabid619 wrote:
I wish TNA would stop with the Jersey Shore Sh*t.

Granted. They put TNA wrestlers on Jersey Shore instead.

I wish there was no such thing as Mike Adamle.

kiel297 wrote:I wish there was no such thing as Mike Adamle.

Granted! Botchamania 50 does not exist!!

I wish the Nasty Boys would retire.

Rabid619 wrote:
I wish the Nasty Boys would retire.

Granted. They do a Ric Flair and head for ROH.

I wish Snooki wasn't next week's RAW guest host.

kiel297 wrote:
Granted. They do a Ric Flair and head for ROH.

I wish Snooki wasn't next week's RAW guest host.

granted, we get The Situation and that girl from Chaperon instead

I wish Hogan would challenge Rocky Balboa for a re-match