Survivor Series
11/18/2012) Indianapolis, IN
Pre-show:
Matt Striker is interviewing Tyson Kidd and Natalya. He asks “Are you sure you are up to having a No Disqualification match with Christian? Given what happened on Smackdown, it seems like you may not be fully recovered from your injuries.”
Tyson says that he is so confident that he is ready that he is even willing to put the IC Title on the line in this match. Natalya looks concerned and tells him to be careful.
RYBACK vs. BIG E. LANGSTON -
Ryback squashes Langston despite his massive size
1. WWE UNTIED STATES TITLE MATCH: Antonio Cesaro(c) (w/Aksana) vs.The Miz
- Cesaro wins clean in eleven minutes
2. WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: Natalya Neidhart(c) (w/Tyson Kidd) vs. Kaitlyn vs. Layla El-
Natalya wins clean in eight minutes, making Layla tap to the Sharpshooter.
3. TRADITIONAL SURVIVOR SERIES ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH: Team Sandow (Damien Sandow, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, & Tensai) vs. Team Clay (Brodus Clay, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, & Santino Marella) (w/the Funkadactyls)-
- About five minutes in, Team Clay hit Tensai with all of their finishers in quick succession, ending with What The Funk. Brodus pins Tensai for the first elimination.
- Two minutes later, Cody Rhodes pins Santino after a Cross Rhodes
- Two minutes later, Kofi pins R-Truth after a Trouble in Paradise.
- A minute later, Sandow pins Ryder after a Terminus
- Team Sandow starts to beat down on Brodus, but he fights back and at the thirteen minute mark, he eliminates Kofi after a What The Funk.
-Brodus continues to fight valiantly for the next two minutes, but the numbers game catches up to him. With Sandow as the legal man Brodus manages to create a small opening. On the outside, Naomi, seeing that Cody has the referee distracted, grabs a chair and slides it into the ring…
Right into the waiting arms of Damien Sandow, who cracks Brodus over the head with it. Sandow hides the evidence while Naomi grabs the shocked Cameron and whips her hard into the ringpost. Sandow makes the cover and Cody stops distracting the ref.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Sandow eliminates Brodus. Team Sandow def. Team Clay (Sandow and Rhodes survive). Sandow, Cody, and Naomi all walk backstage together.
4. SIN CARA vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/Ricardo Rodriguez)-
Del Rio makes Cara tap clean in twelve minutes.
5. NO DQ’S MATCH FOR THE WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE: Tyson Kidd(c) vs. Christian.
Tyson comes out with Nattie, gives her a kiss, then sends her to the back (I always loved that spot from the Cactus Jack vs. Triple H Street Fight. I thought it really sold the danger of the match and I couldn’t wait to steal it!)
After fourteen brutal minutes with Christian constantly trying to bash Tyson’s head in and Tyson defending himself, Tyson manages to avoid a spear, causing Christian to bump his head on the turnbuckle. This leaves Christian dizzy enough for Tyson to get a quick school-boy for the win. Christian again starts to go nuts at ringside and Tyson narrowly escapes his wrath.
6. WWE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Prime Time Players(c) vs. the Usos vs. Primo & Epico (w/Rosa Mendes)-
The match only lasts few minutes before Big Show comes out and kicks everyone’s asses, causing the match to be thrown out. Show then grabs a mic.
Show: I’M BACK!... and I’ve been thinking. Survivor Series has always been a special time for me. In fact, I won both of my WWE Titles at Survivor Series… so I thought ‘what better time than tonight to start a new chapter in my career?’ No Cena to get in my way, no need to worry about pandering to the fans. I can focus on what I want to focus on, and that is cementing my legacy as one of the greatest of all time… and you become the greatest of all time by winning championships and by being beating other greats.
Back at the 1,000th Raw, one of the greatest superstars of all time really pissed me off! Luckily for me, he is coming back at the Royal Rumble… and at the Royal Rumble, I intend to kick his ass. Now, in order to do that, I need to be the WWE Champion… two birds with one stone, huh? So I am demanding a WWE Title match at TLC, where I will tear through CM Punk like tissue paper and capture the WWE Title… then take it with me to Royal Rumble to send The Rock’s candy ass back into retirement where it belongs.
7. TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Sheamus(c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero)-
The match starts off as every man for himself, but Ziggler keeps getting advantages from Vickie tripping Sheamus and Swagger up. At about the six minute mark, Swagger and Sheamus decide to team up to take Dolph out so they can finish the match without having to worry about Vickie screwing it up.
At about the fifteen minute mark, Swagger hits Dolph with a Gutwrench Powerbomb, then Sheamus hits Dolph with a Brogue Kick and pins him. Sheamus and Swagger wrestle for five more minutes before Swagger eats a Brogue kick as well and Sheamus pins him to retain.
8. TRADITIONAL SURVIVOR SERIES ELIMINATION MATCH WITH MICK FOLEY AS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE IN WHICH THE WINNING GM'S TEAM GETS FULL CONTROL OF THE WWE:
Team Heyman (Brock Lesnar, Wade Barrett, Kane, Seth Rollins, & WWE Champion CM Punk)
vs.
Team McMahon (John Cena, Randy Orton, Booker T, Daniel Bryan &… RYBACK!)
- everyone is barred from ringside
-anyone who interferes in this match will be fired
Cena and Punk start the match off and they wrestle for a while. Over the first ten minutes of the match, various tags are made back and forth to everyone on both teams aside from two men: Neither Lesnar nor Ryback enter the ring. At the ten minute mark, after delivering a big kick to Kane, Dragon tags Ryback in. Kane is eager to lock up with Ryback, looking for some revenge, but Ryback out-powers him each time. Ryback hits Kane with a big fall-away slam that sends him rolling towards the Team Heyman corner. Lesnar tags himself in.
Lesnar and Ryback have a long stare-down, then lock-up in a test of strength. It's a stalemate. They exchange various big-man spots, like taking turns running at the ropes trying to knock each other down with shoulder tackles, etc.
At one point they lock up and Brock manages to force Ryback back into the Team Heyman corner and there Kane tags himself in and quickly starts punching away at Ryback. Lesnar is annoyed that Kane tagged himself, and yells at Kane. This gives Ryback some time to recover, and Ryback winds up getting the advantage on Kane. Ryback tags in Booker T who plays to the crowd a bit. Kane and Booker go at it with Kane getting the advantage. Kane goes for a chokeslam but Booker manages to escape and dives over to his corner to tag in Orton.
Kane and Orton wrestle for a bit an Orton manages to take Kane off of his feet, but Barrett comes in from behind and hits Orton with a cheapshot. Cena doesn’t take kindly to this so he comes into the ring and clotheslines Barrett. This brings everyone else in and the match devolves into a giant schmoz which ends with a bunch of clotheslines over the top rope, with one pair of guys each going over the ropes on a different side of the ring where they proceed to brawl (with Booker and Rollins winding up on the side near the ramp), leaving just Kane and Orton in the ring. Kane goes for a chokelsam but on the way up Orton manages to kick him in the gut then cinches in a small package:
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Kane is eliminated at around eighteen minutes.
Kane gets right back up and goes nuts, swinging at anyone in sight. Orton slips out of the ring on the same side as Booker and Rollins. Kane follows him and whips Orton hard into the steps, then gives him a chokeslam. On his way up the ramp, he grabs Booker and Rollins and chokeslams them both onto the steel ramp.
Wade Barrett gets into the ring to be the legal man for Team Heyman and Punk and Brock hold off Ryback and Cena, preventing him from helping Orton into the ring as Mick Foley is forced to start to count Orton out.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE-NO!
Orton makes it back into the ring in just the nick of time!
Orton plays the “babyface” (if you are rooting for Team McMahon, that is) in peril for the next few minutes as Team Heyman makes frequent tags and beats him down. With Punk as the legal man, Brock and Barrett rush across the ring and cheap-shot Dragon, Cena, and Ryback off the apron as Punk lifts Orton up onto his shoulders.
GO TO SLEEP!
Punk goes for the cover:
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-NO!
The pin is broken up by Booker T who has finally recovered enough from Kane’s chokeslam to charge down the ramp and into the ring and breaks up the pin just in time!
But Rollins is right behind him and takes him out with a springboard lariat! Punk picks Orton up onto his shoulders again for another GTS… but Orton fights out of it. Punk turns around… RIGHT INTO AN RKO!
But Orton is too hurt to go for the cover right away. He finally manages drape an arm across Punk’s chest:
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-NO!
Punk gets a shoulder up!
With Punk and Orton recovering, Foley takes the chance to regain control of the match, getting all of the guys on the outside back onto the apron. Punk and Orton crawl to their respective corners and tag in Rollins and Dragon. Rollins and Dragon wrestle for a bit and Rollins gets the advantage. He hits Dragon with a Shiranui!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-NO!
Dragon kicks out!
Rollins drags Bryan over towards a neutral corner and climbs to the top rope…
PHOENIX SPLASH!
DRAGON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
Both men recover, but Dragon is back to his feet first. He quickly tags out and Booker T comes in. Booker does a Spinarooni, then starts working Rollins over. Rollins now plays the “babyface” in peril and gets worked over by Booker, then Cena then Dragon again, then Orton, and finally Ryback. Ryback beats the tar out of Rollins and lifts him up for his Shell Shock and starts to march around the rin-ROLLINS WIGGLES LOOSE! He dives and makes the tag to Wade Barrett!
The announcers remind us that this is a first-time-ever match-up as these two size each other up. Ryback goes for a big lariat on Wade, but Wade ducks. Wade starts throwing a series of vicious jabs and forearms, peppering Ryback in the chest, gut, and head. When he feels that Ryback is sufficiently groggy, Barrett finishes his barrage off with a Spinning Backfist.
RYBACK DUCKS! He quickly picks Barrett up and goes for Shell Shock… BARRETT SLIPS FREE and spins around, nailing Ryback with a Spinning Backfist! Ryback is groggy, but is somehow still on his feet! Barrett begins another barrage of elbows, punches, and forearms before finally hitting another Spinning Backfist!
AND RYBACK IS STILL ON HIS FEET!
Barrett goes for a third Spinning Backfist…
IT NAILS RYBACK RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE!
Ryback collapses in a heap and Barrett goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ryback has been eliminated. The announcers put over how big of a deal this is that the undefeated Ryback has been felled.
Cena now comes in for Team McMahon and he and Barrett exchange strikes. The teams cycle through their guys until about the thirty minute mark, when Rollins and Booker T are in the ring. Booker tells Rollins that he wants Lesnar, but Rollins is eager to take on a legend like Booker T so he doesn’t tag out. They lock up and jockey for position a bit until Booker gets the advantage. He whips Rollins into the Team Heyman corner and says “Give me Brock.” Rollins doesn’t want to tag out, though, and he charges at Booker again. Booker once again gains an advantage whips Rollins back into his team’s corner, but much harder this time.
“I want Lesnar.”
Rollins obliges and tags in Lesnar.
Booker and Brock go at it for a bit. Brock gains the early advantage but Booker fights back with a few well-placed kicks to the back of the knee. Booker continues working over Brock’s knee until he gets him hunched over in the middle of the ring. Booker hits the ropes and goes for the Scissors Kick, but Brock avoids it and tags out to Rollins.
Rollins comes back in with more of a fire than before. He wants to prove to Booker that he is a worthy adversary. Rollins gets the advantage on Booker but Booker fights back and gains enough of an advantage to go to the top rope to set up for a Missile Dropkick…
Rollins cuts him off, crotching Booker on the top turnbuckle. Rollins then runs over to Booker, grabs his legs and lifts him up off of the turnbuckle in a powerbomb position…
BUCKLE BOMB BY ROLLINS! Booker crashes off the turnbuckle and falls forward onto his knees. Rollins unleashes a primal scream. AVADA KADAVRA! Rollins goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-NO!
Booker T kicks out!
Booker rolls over and tries to push himself up… BLACKOUT by Rollins! He goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The announcers can’t believe it! Seth Rollins, an NXT rookie… not even a full member of the WWE roster… has just pinned a legend of professional wrestling!
At about the forty minute mark, Daniel Bryan makes Seth Rollins tap to the Yes Lock, eliminating Rollins.
CM Punk now enters the ring and he and Dragon wrestle for a bit, working over each others’ arms. Dragon manages to tag in Cena and Cena brings it to Punk. Cena dominates the WWE Champion for a few minutes, almost making Punk tap to the STFU. Punk makes it to the ropes to break the hold but Cena quickly drags Punk back to the middle of the ring then picks him up for the AA. Cena goes for the cover:
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
All of a sudden Foley is sliding backward! He is being yanked out of the ring by his legs! A FAN IN A HOODIE HAS JUMPED THE GUARDRAIL! The fan pulls Foley out of the ring then hits him in the face with a forearm shot! Foley is dazed. We soon learn that that was no ordinary forearm as the fan pulls a lead pipe out of his sleeve and starts bashing Foley in the head with it!
Ringside security swarms the guy and pulls him off of Foley. It takes a good fifteen of them to restrain him and during the struggle, his hood comes off…
It's Dean Ambrose!
Ambrose is dragged away in handcuffs. Foley is unconscious and bleeding severely from his skull. The match continues (cleanly, and with tags being made) for the next eight or so minutes without a referee until Dean Malenko appears at the top of the ramp with a referee’s shirt in hand and both Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Paul Heyman behind him, shouting at him to go out to the ring and take over for Foley!
At this point, the two men in the ring are Cena and Barrett. Cena has been getting in most of the offense until Barrett starts one of his barrages, setting up for the Spinning Backfist.
CENA DUCKS IT! HE HITS BARRETT WITH THE AA!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
At about the fifty-one minute mark, Cena eliminates Barrett.
Brock Lesnar now enters the ring. He and Cena start off even, but Brock starts to gain a big advantage. Cena finds an opening and makes the tag to Dragon. Dragon tries his best, but Brock completely out-powers him. About two minutes later, Brock makes Dragon tap to the Kimura.
The match continues two-on-two for another ten minutes until Brock pins Orton after an F-5. Cena does his best to fight against a two-on-one disadvantage, but against a team like Punk and Lesnar, it just doesn’t seem possible. After about five minutes of Brock and Punk dominating, Cena manages to put together some offense on Punk. Cena hits the bridging fisherman’s suplex but Brock breaks the pin up at two. Cena gets up and trades blows with Brock until Brock tries to clothesline him out of the ring, but Cena counters it by hitting Brock with a back body drop to the floor. Punk comes at Cena from behind with some vicious strikes, but Cena manages to get Punk up onto his shoulders and hits the AA, sending Punk on Brock on the outside. Cena uses this time to recover while Punk struggles to make it back into the ring.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE-NO!
Punk just barely makes it back in! Cena grabs him and drags him to the center of the ring and locks in the STFU! Punk is about to tap when Brock comes in and breaks it up. Cena fights off both men valiantly for another five minutes, being worn down as Punk and Lesnar make frequent tags. Punk gets Cena up onto his shoulders and tags Brock in. Punk hits the GTS, and Cena’s barely conscious body falls right into Brock’s grasp. Brock lifts Cena up and immediately follows the GTS with an F-5!
Brock goes for the cover:
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Brock Lesnar pins John Cena at the seventy-six minute mark. Team Heyman defeats Team McMahon with Lesnar and Punk as the survivors, giving Paul Heyman full control of the WWE!