Did you know... Jinder Mahal

[Serujuunin]

No I'm not... Just angry.

Besides, I'm too little to really be scary.

That's what they said about pygmies. Boy were they wrong.

And chimpanzees... And they can tear your freaking hand right off your arm like nothing. And then eat it.

[Verdun]

And chimpanzees... And they can tear your freaking hand right off your arm like nothing. And then eat it.

I rest my case. Live in terror of the small one.

[Serujuunin]

And chimpanzees... And they can tear your freaking hand right off your arm like nothing. And then eat it.

I rest my case. Live in terror of the small one.

Roar.

[Verdun]

Roar.

Wow Seru, why you going out of your way to try and scare me?

I'm entitled to my negative opinions on John Morrison.

[Serujuunin]

Roar.

Wow Seru, why you going out of your way to try and scare me?

Because I'm a big scary person. Oooga booga. *flails hands*

[Sassafras]

I'm a big scary person. Oooga booga. *flails hands*

Creatively, my wrestling career is off to a pretty terrible start. Abyss suddenly started using the gimmick I'd invented for myself ("The Art of War" strategist), and now Seru stole my back-up plan. Ffffuuuuuuu-

[Verdun]

I'm a big scary person. Oooga booga. *flails hands*

Creatively, my wrestling career is off to a pretty terrible start. Abyss suddenly started using the gimmick I'd invented for myself ("The Art of War" strategist), and now Seru stole my back-up plan. Ffffuuuuuuu-

Scary and mean. Seru on a rampage.

[Serujuunin]

I'm a big scary person. Oooga booga. *flails hands*

Creatively, my wrestling career is off to a pretty terrible start. Abyss suddenly started using the gimmick I'd invented for myself ("The Art of War" strategist), and now Seru stole my back-up plan. Ffffuuuuuuu-

Scary and mean. Seru on a rampage.

You guys love me.