Imagine that wrestling had no gimmick names, no CM Punk, no Triple H, no Undertaker, it's only real names.

What matches do you think sound awesome?? what matches do you think sound funny?

I honestly haven't been able to stop laughing of the idea of

Royal Rumble 2013
Dwayne vs Phil for the WWE World Title

All Steamboat matches sound infinitely more awesome this way.

ROH Death Before Dishonor VIII, with a main event of Colby vs. Wesley

Mark vs. Glenn in an Inferno match! Sounds a little anticlimactic.

Mark vs Paul in a Hell in a Cell...special guest referee: Michael

Dalip vs Dave in a Punjabi Prison.