BRM Reviews the 4/7/2014 Raw
Posted: Apr 8th, '14, 00:24
DANIEL BRYAN VIDEO PACKAGE- GREAT!
OPENING SEGMENT- AWESOME
Now THAT is how a babyface should gloat! A great moment for Dragon… then Hunter books himself vs. Dragon for the title for later tonight.
HUNTER, STEPH, ORTON, & DAVE BACKSTAGE- decent, but it really makes me wonder why they booked Dave to tap last night instead of Orton. Orton & Batista both want a rematch with Dragon. Steph says they’ll get shots eventually, but for tonight she books them in a tag title match against the Usos.
THE WYATT FAMILY vs. SHEAMUS, BIG E. LANGSTON, & JOHN CENA- 7/10
While Rowan and Sheamus were in the ring together, I could not help but think how crazy it would be if you combined their hair onto one person. The match was great. The crowd was super-ultra pro Wyatt, reminding me why I love the post-Raw Mania. The Inter-job-inental Champion loses again.
BO DALLAS HYPE VIDEO- I want to push Bo off of the mountain that guy was climbing.
FANDANGO & SUMMER RAE vs. SANTINO MARELLA & EMMA- 0.5/10
So short it was pointless, but I’ll give it a 0.5 because Emma got the win.
HEYMAN (& BROCK) PROMO-
“BULLSH*T!” chants. Heyman says that Brock is here to put tears in the eyes of children. The crowd cheered. Speaking of eyes, Brock has a nasty shiner. Heyman talks up Taker’s injuries and the fact that Vince went to the hospital with Taker in the middle of Wrestlemania. Heyman talked up the fact that everyone gave Taker a standing ovation but no one did so for Brock, even thought Brock was the winner… but that’s okay because Brock Lesnar respects no one (“he barely tolerates me”). Then he said a lot more stuff which I don’t feel like recapping here. Just watch it for yourself because it was AWESOME.
ADAM ROSE IS COMING SOON- I really think this gimmick needs more refinement. He’s just a guy with an awesome entrance. Other than that, we don’t know anything about him at all.
WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Usos(c) vs. Randy Orton & Batista- no rating. Okay segment.
Match goes to a quick double count-out. Orton and Batista destroy the Usos afterwards.
ROB VAN DAM vs. DAMIEN SANDOW- 3/10
Short but fun.
REY MYSTERIO JR. vs. BAD NEWS BARRETT-
A surprisingly large pop for Barrett. The crowd was really into him. He won, too, which was even more surprising. I’m almost certain they changed the finish on the fly, and it was definitely the right move.
ZACK RYDER vs. ALEXANDER RUSEV (w/Lana)- GREAT squash.
WARRIOR PROMO- AWESOME!
AJ PROMO- great. AND HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS PAIGE!
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: AJ Lee(c) (w/Tamina) vs. Paige- DUD!
Yes. You read that right. AJ destroys Paige for a few minutes, then Paige gets in ONE MOVE… WHICH WAS BOTCHED… and that was it. Paige should have gotten a full comeback and some hope spots to build it up.
CESARO STUFF- I was all set for Cesaro to turn babyface here… and then they swerved me and put Cesaro with Heyman! This pairing will be fantastic! Paul E. bills Cesaro as the “King of Swing”… and even got people to chant it… in 2014!
Swagger jumps Cesaro from behind and breaks the trophy, but Cesaro gets the better of hi in the end.
CESARO (w/Paul Heyman) vs. JACK SWAGGER (w/Zeb Coulter)- 5/10
Apparently we’re having a match already. Well… at least we didn’t get a real finish.
THE SHIELD & THE AUTHORITY BACKSTAGE- Steph tries to get Kane and the Shield on the same page so they can screw Dragon out of the title. They argue. Kane admits that Hunter was the one who ordered the ambush on Smackdown a few weeks ago.
WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Daniel Bryan(c) vs. Triple H (w/Stephanie McMahon)- no rating. AWESOME SEGMENT!
First Orton and Batista come out and attack Dragon, each giving him their finisher. Then Kane comes out and gives Dragon a chokeslam. Hunter orders the bell to be ring. Then the Shield come out (all wearing Mortis masks) and face off with the other three while Hunter tries to keep the peace.
THEN REIGNS SPEARS HUNTER!
A big brawl breaks out! Awesomeness ensues. Hunter eats a running knee from Dragon! The Authority then pull Hunter out of the ring.
An awesome post-Mania Raw, as always, though the Divas Title change sucked.
OPENING SEGMENT- AWESOME
Now THAT is how a babyface should gloat! A great moment for Dragon… then Hunter books himself vs. Dragon for the title for later tonight.
HUNTER, STEPH, ORTON, & DAVE BACKSTAGE- decent, but it really makes me wonder why they booked Dave to tap last night instead of Orton. Orton & Batista both want a rematch with Dragon. Steph says they’ll get shots eventually, but for tonight she books them in a tag title match against the Usos.
THE WYATT FAMILY vs. SHEAMUS, BIG E. LANGSTON, & JOHN CENA- 7/10
While Rowan and Sheamus were in the ring together, I could not help but think how crazy it would be if you combined their hair onto one person. The match was great. The crowd was super-ultra pro Wyatt, reminding me why I love the post-Raw Mania. The Inter-job-inental Champion loses again.
BO DALLAS HYPE VIDEO- I want to push Bo off of the mountain that guy was climbing.
FANDANGO & SUMMER RAE vs. SANTINO MARELLA & EMMA- 0.5/10
So short it was pointless, but I’ll give it a 0.5 because Emma got the win.
HEYMAN (& BROCK) PROMO-
“BULLSH*T!” chants. Heyman says that Brock is here to put tears in the eyes of children. The crowd cheered. Speaking of eyes, Brock has a nasty shiner. Heyman talks up Taker’s injuries and the fact that Vince went to the hospital with Taker in the middle of Wrestlemania. Heyman talked up the fact that everyone gave Taker a standing ovation but no one did so for Brock, even thought Brock was the winner… but that’s okay because Brock Lesnar respects no one (“he barely tolerates me”). Then he said a lot more stuff which I don’t feel like recapping here. Just watch it for yourself because it was AWESOME.
ADAM ROSE IS COMING SOON- I really think this gimmick needs more refinement. He’s just a guy with an awesome entrance. Other than that, we don’t know anything about him at all.
WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Usos(c) vs. Randy Orton & Batista- no rating. Okay segment.
Match goes to a quick double count-out. Orton and Batista destroy the Usos afterwards.
ROB VAN DAM vs. DAMIEN SANDOW- 3/10
Short but fun.
REY MYSTERIO JR. vs. BAD NEWS BARRETT-
A surprisingly large pop for Barrett. The crowd was really into him. He won, too, which was even more surprising. I’m almost certain they changed the finish on the fly, and it was definitely the right move.
ZACK RYDER vs. ALEXANDER RUSEV (w/Lana)- GREAT squash.
WARRIOR PROMO- AWESOME!
AJ PROMO- great. AND HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS PAIGE!
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: AJ Lee(c) (w/Tamina) vs. Paige- DUD!
Yes. You read that right. AJ destroys Paige for a few minutes, then Paige gets in ONE MOVE… WHICH WAS BOTCHED… and that was it. Paige should have gotten a full comeback and some hope spots to build it up.
CESARO STUFF- I was all set for Cesaro to turn babyface here… and then they swerved me and put Cesaro with Heyman! This pairing will be fantastic! Paul E. bills Cesaro as the “King of Swing”… and even got people to chant it… in 2014!
Swagger jumps Cesaro from behind and breaks the trophy, but Cesaro gets the better of hi in the end.
CESARO (w/Paul Heyman) vs. JACK SWAGGER (w/Zeb Coulter)- 5/10
Apparently we’re having a match already. Well… at least we didn’t get a real finish.
THE SHIELD & THE AUTHORITY BACKSTAGE- Steph tries to get Kane and the Shield on the same page so they can screw Dragon out of the title. They argue. Kane admits that Hunter was the one who ordered the ambush on Smackdown a few weeks ago.
WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Daniel Bryan(c) vs. Triple H (w/Stephanie McMahon)- no rating. AWESOME SEGMENT!
First Orton and Batista come out and attack Dragon, each giving him their finisher. Then Kane comes out and gives Dragon a chokeslam. Hunter orders the bell to be ring. Then the Shield come out (all wearing Mortis masks) and face off with the other three while Hunter tries to keep the peace.
THEN REIGNS SPEARS HUNTER!
A big brawl breaks out! Awesomeness ensues. Hunter eats a running knee from Dragon! The Authority then pull Hunter out of the ring.
An awesome post-Mania Raw, as always, though the Divas Title change sucked.