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TNA Eexpecting big thing from new pregnant teenage KnockOut

Posted: Mar 3rd, '11, 06:28
by Lynas
Apparently, The Shore was just the beginning. In an effort to follow up on the "success" of their Jersey Shore tribute, TNA is now developing a new character based on the hit MTV series Teen Mom.

In the near future, TNA will introduce Tiffany, a high school junior who is eight months pregnant with a son (to be named Eric Jeffrey, as dictated in her Knockout contract). The move is shocking, but according to powerless figurehead Dixie Carter, Tiffany fits with the corporate mission of TNA.

"She's perfect for what we're trying to do here. We want people to look at Tiffany and relate her character to how they feel when they watch TNA. Scared, helpless, and woefully unprepared for what's about to happen to them."

When asked about potential safety issues that could come up with a pregnant wrestler, Carter's answer was simple.

"Yes, we think she might give birth in the ring. In fact, we're counting on it happening during our March 31 episode of Impact. We're calling it 'Slam and Deliver,' and once our fans see this show, Wrestlemania will look like, well, most of the shows we've done this year. As far as safety goes, we just need to make sure no one falls because it's gonna be slippery in there."

When she debuts, Tiffany will be accompanied by her baby's daddy, Tony, who will be in her corner until she gives birth, then he'll never be seen again.

Re: TNA Eexpecting big thing from new pregnant teenage Knock

Posted: Mar 3rd, '11, 07:26
by Rabid619
LMAO!!! =))

Re: TNA Eexpecting big thing from new pregnant teenage Knock

Posted: Mar 3rd, '11, 09:34
by Big Red Machine
Lynas wrote:
When she debuts, Tiffany will be accompanied by her baby's daddy, Tony, who will be in her corner until she gives birth, then he'll never be seen again.
Clearly you and I are reading different websites, Lynas. I heard that there wasn't going to be a birth, and, for what Dixie claimed were "totally unrelated reasons," they are also bringing in Gene Snitzky.

Re: TNA Eexpecting big thing from new pregnant teenage Knock

Posted: Mar 3rd, '11, 09:46
by Lynas
Big Red Machine wrote:
Lynas wrote:
When she debuts, Tiffany will be accompanied by her baby's daddy, Tony, who will be in her corner until she gives birth, then he'll never be seen again.
Clearly you and I are reading different websites, Lynas. I heard that there wasn't going to be a birth, and, for what Dixie claimed were "totally unrelated reasons," they are also bringing in Gene Snitzky.
Well, you know what the rumour mill can be like!