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1. Touchdown over Gulak with a release spinebuster

2. Blaster McMassive pins Mr. Azerbaijan in 2 seconds with a spinning sidewalk slam

3. Four Corner Elimination.

a) Amasis eliminates Hermit Crab and Agent Crawdad (two new guys apparently) with a 450 on Crawdad

b) Fire Ant eliminates Silver Ant & Frightmare after an "over the back tombstone" on Frightmare

c) Snowflake pins Amasis with a top rope splash to win the match for him and Missile Assault Man

4. Dasher Hatfield pins Jaka with an elbow

5. Icarus beats JFDC with the Blu Ray. Icarus had the hammer but couldn't lift it again.

6. Devastation Corporation over Jakob and Solder Ant after Flex pinned Jakob

7. Los Ice Creams over The Batiri. Junior rolled up Kodama

8. Shynron over Mandrews with a "corkscrew cutter/flip". Shynron has 3 points.

Encore: Jervis Cottonbelly beat Orange Cassidy in a quick match after getting attacked by each member of the Gentlemen's Club. Jervis brings out a sleeping bad and pillow for Cassidy.

Pinning someone in "2 seconds" seems to be literally impossible.

Big Red Machine wrote:Pinning someone in "2 seconds" seems to be literally impossible.

i'm guessing 2 sec + 3 sec pin