BRM Reviews the 3/14/2017 Smackdown
Posted: Mar 15th, '17, 02:48
OPENING VIDEO- very good.
AJ & BRYAN BACKSTAGE- fine
Bryan is talking to someone on the phone, telling them what is going to happen on Smackdown. That was wacky. Then AJ shows up and yells at him. He promise to cut a promo later.
Or maybe right now. So did Bryan really go on the air without anything booked to start the show?
AJ STYLES PROMO- F*CKING AWESOME!
And he even called out Randy’s criminal activity for what it was!
Tom Phillips and JBL are our commentary team tonight. Otunga is off filming a movie while Mauro couldn’t make it because of the blizzard.
BECKY LYNCH vs. NATALYA- 5/10
The number of times JBL and Tom said either “WrestleMania moment” or used the phrase “every available woman on the roster” was absolutely infuriating. Vince needs to let the announcers talk like normal people instead of having them use the same phrases over and over again.
Becky wins, but it doesn’t matter because they’re both getting a title shot at WrestleMania no matter what.
Carmella attacked them both after the match. That was kind of interesting.
AJ STYLES IS WAITING FOR SHANE- AJ is waiting in the parking lot because apparently Shane can’t be bothered to show up to work on time.
DASHA INTERVIEWS CARMELLA BACKSTAGE- Carmella says she attacked the other two because they are also in the title match at WrestleMania. If she is trying to take them out then why didn’t she keep beating them down?
MIZ TV WITH SPECIAL GUESTS THE MIZ & MARYSE- awesome!
Apparently I missed quite the fantastic episode of Talking Smack last week.
Okay… so did they seed that Total Divas plot specifically to set up for this feud at Mania, are they just making excellent use of something that randomly happened on Total Divas. Either way… excellent.
So Miz and Maryse cut some F*CKING AWESOME promos on Cena & Nikki. Cena & Nikki then come out to fight but Miz and Maryse run away. Nikki cuts a promo that was a lot better than usual, challenging Maryse to a match right now. Miz tried to get out of it but Bryan showed up and cut a great promo on Miz before officially booking Miz & Maryse vs. Cena & Nikki at Mania.
ALEXA BLISS! vs. MICKIE JAMES- 5.25/10
Can someone please explain to me why this isn’t the title match at WrestleMania?
Mickie wins clean, which was the only finish that made any sense. Alexa had a great heel “I’M STILL THE CHAMP” reaction on her way up the ramp, downplaying Mickie’s victory while also still selling it.
RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS AJ IN THE PARKING LOT- excellent segment.
Shane finally shows up. AJ assaults him. Two extremely cowardly extras don’t even try to do anything about it. They really should have been removed from the shot. HOLY SH*T AJ JUST SLAMMED SHANE’S HEAD THROUGH A CAR WINDOW! Fit Finlay repeatedly calls for some paramedics. This was a really great angle.
AJ IN THE LOCKER ROOM- he is coming to get his bags. Curt Hawkins and The Usos- yes, HEELS- tell him off for this. Then Daniel Bryan shows up and fires him. Great stuff, but they’ll need to explain why he doesn’t just show up on Raw on Monday.
MOJO RAWLEY vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER- DUD!
Boring stuff happend until Dolph got counted out.
RANDY ORTON PROMO- meh. I didn’t like Randy’s explanation very much, and any time you talk about Bray’s magical powers I get annoyed. Bray showed up on the Tron, presumably sitting on the burned down ruins of his compound, which has some amazing overhead lighting for the middle of the night. He says standard Bray Wyatt stuff. He has Sister Abigail’s power or something like that. He “baptizes” himself in her ashes.
DASHA INTERVIEWS BARON CORBIN- fine
THE USOS vs. AMERICAN ALPHA- 6/10
The crowd wants Angle. WWE would be kind of crazy to not have him interact with American Alpha in some way at WrestleMania. The match was short. The Usos picked up the clean win to set them up as the #1 contenders for WrestleMania.
SHANE MCMAHON PROMO- he will face AJ at WrestleMania.
Some really good promos on this week’s show and a great angle with Shane and AJ, but there was really nothing going on in the ring.
AJ & BRYAN BACKSTAGE- fine
Bryan is talking to someone on the phone, telling them what is going to happen on Smackdown. That was wacky. Then AJ shows up and yells at him. He promise to cut a promo later.
Or maybe right now. So did Bryan really go on the air without anything booked to start the show?
AJ STYLES PROMO- F*CKING AWESOME!
And he even called out Randy’s criminal activity for what it was!
Tom Phillips and JBL are our commentary team tonight. Otunga is off filming a movie while Mauro couldn’t make it because of the blizzard.
BECKY LYNCH vs. NATALYA- 5/10
The number of times JBL and Tom said either “WrestleMania moment” or used the phrase “every available woman on the roster” was absolutely infuriating. Vince needs to let the announcers talk like normal people instead of having them use the same phrases over and over again.
Becky wins, but it doesn’t matter because they’re both getting a title shot at WrestleMania no matter what.
Carmella attacked them both after the match. That was kind of interesting.
AJ STYLES IS WAITING FOR SHANE- AJ is waiting in the parking lot because apparently Shane can’t be bothered to show up to work on time.
DASHA INTERVIEWS CARMELLA BACKSTAGE- Carmella says she attacked the other two because they are also in the title match at WrestleMania. If she is trying to take them out then why didn’t she keep beating them down?
MIZ TV WITH SPECIAL GUESTS THE MIZ & MARYSE- awesome!
Apparently I missed quite the fantastic episode of Talking Smack last week.
Okay… so did they seed that Total Divas plot specifically to set up for this feud at Mania, are they just making excellent use of something that randomly happened on Total Divas. Either way… excellent.
So Miz and Maryse cut some F*CKING AWESOME promos on Cena & Nikki. Cena & Nikki then come out to fight but Miz and Maryse run away. Nikki cuts a promo that was a lot better than usual, challenging Maryse to a match right now. Miz tried to get out of it but Bryan showed up and cut a great promo on Miz before officially booking Miz & Maryse vs. Cena & Nikki at Mania.
ALEXA BLISS! vs. MICKIE JAMES- 5.25/10
Can someone please explain to me why this isn’t the title match at WrestleMania?
Mickie wins clean, which was the only finish that made any sense. Alexa had a great heel “I’M STILL THE CHAMP” reaction on her way up the ramp, downplaying Mickie’s victory while also still selling it.
RENEE YOUNG INTERVIEWS AJ IN THE PARKING LOT- excellent segment.
Shane finally shows up. AJ assaults him. Two extremely cowardly extras don’t even try to do anything about it. They really should have been removed from the shot. HOLY SH*T AJ JUST SLAMMED SHANE’S HEAD THROUGH A CAR WINDOW! Fit Finlay repeatedly calls for some paramedics. This was a really great angle.
AJ IN THE LOCKER ROOM- he is coming to get his bags. Curt Hawkins and The Usos- yes, HEELS- tell him off for this. Then Daniel Bryan shows up and fires him. Great stuff, but they’ll need to explain why he doesn’t just show up on Raw on Monday.
MOJO RAWLEY vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER- DUD!
Boring stuff happend until Dolph got counted out.
RANDY ORTON PROMO- meh. I didn’t like Randy’s explanation very much, and any time you talk about Bray’s magical powers I get annoyed. Bray showed up on the Tron, presumably sitting on the burned down ruins of his compound, which has some amazing overhead lighting for the middle of the night. He says standard Bray Wyatt stuff. He has Sister Abigail’s power or something like that. He “baptizes” himself in her ashes.
DASHA INTERVIEWS BARON CORBIN- fine
THE USOS vs. AMERICAN ALPHA- 6/10
The crowd wants Angle. WWE would be kind of crazy to not have him interact with American Alpha in some way at WrestleMania. The match was short. The Usos picked up the clean win to set them up as the #1 contenders for WrestleMania.
SHANE MCMAHON PROMO- he will face AJ at WrestleMania.
Some really good promos on this week’s show and a great angle with Shane and AJ, but there was really nothing going on in the ring.