BRM Reviews the 4/6/2022 Dynamite (FTR VS. BUCKS!)
Posted: Apr 8th, '22, 13:27
ADAM COLE vs. CHRISTIAN CAGE- 7.5/10
With the way the announcers hyped this up, I was pretty disappointed when Cole’s opponent was revealed to be Christian.
Cole won a great opener after a thumb to the eye. He really shouldn’t be needing to cheat to beat Christian.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- meh
The heels wanted there to be a post-match segment, so reDRagon came out and attacked Christian. Jurassic Express came out to make the save, leaving Cole alone. The Adam Page came out and got in Cole’s face, and said that as punishment for stealing the title belt, Page will give Adam Cole the title shot Cole wants… but in a Texas Deathmatch. AEW books an unnecessary gimmick match. Everyone take a drink.
JAY LETHAL HEEL TURN RECAP- They started this with the aftermath of the main event of Supercard of Honor… except that Lethal’s actual turn was at the end of his match, earlier in the night, so if you just watched this video package, when Gresham says “because of your actions earlier tonight,” you have no idea what he’s talking about. This is WCW-level failure.
OWEN HART FOUNDATION MEN’S TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH: Samoa Joe vs. Max Caster- 4/10
Caster’s pre-match wrap included the line “Tony, why’d you give this guy a chance? When we beat them in the ratings, he was their champ.” I’m fine with the line in theory because even though promotion’s shouldn’t (kayfabe) care about ratings anywhere near as much as they should promoting good competition, it’s a heel saying it, with the theoretical purpose of trying to politic to get rid of a new wrestler he knows he will have trouble with.
In this particular case, though, that was a TERRIBLE line to use because Joe was only the NXT champion for a few weeks. Whatever criticism there is of Joe in that statement is even more true for Keith Lee and Adam Cole, who were champion for a lot longer, and both of whom are people AEW is trying to push right now!
Joe won a short match cleanly.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- didn’t like it
Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal appeared on the TonyTron and Lethal cut a promo. He said that his new outlook is just to do whatever he wants, which I REALLY didn’t like. The basis of Lethal’s heel turn was that he wanted to play by the rules, but too many other people weren’t doing it, so he decided to throw the rules out the window. That’s a lot different from the generic dick that he was here.
Lethal then told us that while he was having those struggles and looking for advice, he tried to call Joe for MONTHS, and Joe never answered the phone, and when Joe was backstage at the same show as Lethal on Friday, he hid his presence from Lethal. That’s pretty sh*tty of Joe. Assuming it’s true, of course, which it might not be, because Lethal is a heel, but considering how such things have been played in the past in AEW, it seems more than likely that it actually is true. That doesn’t make Lethal’s actions acceptable, but it certainly makes Joe less likable.
Next week, they say they’re going to give Joe a present. So basically it’s the same thing they did with Q.T. Marshall and Hook two weeks ago.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS THE BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB- meh
Regal was fine. I didn’t care for Moxley’s promo. I’m also not thrilled that they put the ROH Pure Title on Wheeler YUTA and then are going to immediately have him lose to Moxley.
Apparently Eddie Kingston broke a monitor earlier.
SHAWN SPEARS vs. SHAWN DEAN- no rating, meh segment
MJF was on commentary for this match. AEW using the announcers’ plug for Rat in the Kitchen to insult MJF is genius.
Have they ever explained why Tully Blanchard isn’t managing Shawn Spears anymore?
Wardlow, of course, picks this moment to force his way into the building. He murders several security guards. I’m actually really not liking that. The situation to compare this to that springs to mind for most people- myself included- is Steve Austin trying to get into a building after Vince has ejected him from it. The difference between those two situations, to me, is that the WWF security guards worked for the evil boss trying to screw the babyface by keeping him out of place he had a right to be (if you want to get really technical about it, you can argue that it’s really a privilege and not a right, but then the issue there is that Vince is revoking Austin’s privilege while letting others who do the same or worse keep theirs). They were willing hands in enforcing an unjust dictate.
In this case, the security guards work for Tony Khan, not MJF, and they are enforcing what seems to be a just dictate. If MJF is Wardlow’s boss, then MJF has the right to tell him “You are not to come here. I am paying you to sit at home,” and Wardlow is brutalizing these poor shmucks just trying to do their job.
“Well then how is Wardlow supposed to get any sort of revenge on MJF?” you ask. The obvious answer to me is that Tony Khan should just hire Wardlow as a wrestler. The contract to MJF is not a wrestling contract, so it shouldn’t block Wardlow from signing with AEW. And this should be obvious to Tony. He’s a wrestling promoter. Signing people to contracts is what he does.
And yet he hasn’t taken this obvious step. And this isn’t the first time, either. Remember when Danielson wanted a title match and Page wanted to give Danielson one, and Danielson vowed to keep injuring members of the Dark Order every week until he got a title shot? You’d think Tony would just book a title match, but instead he waited WEEKS, resulting in Danielson injuring multiple of Tony’s employees.
And speaking of people not doing things that should be obvious to them, why hasn’t MJF threated to sue Wardlow for breach of contract if Wardlow is disobeying his orders by showing up to TV every week when MJF ordered him to stay home?
Oh yeah. The match. Shawn Dean won by roll-up when Wardlow’s presence distracted Spears. Dean, as you might remember, was the guy who Punk got MJF disqualified against. And now Dean has picked up another improbable win over another member of the Pinnacle. The problem with this is that if Dean ONLY shows up on TV when the booking needs to give him an improbable win over a member of a specific stable, it makes the show feel contrived.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS BEST FRIENDS- okay
Chuck Taylor claiming that Wheeler can become the best wrestler he can by training with them instead of with Danielson, Moxley, and Regal is ridiculous. Trent’s antagonism towards Wheeler was much better this week than last week.
EARLIER TONIGHT, EDDIE KINGSTON & LAX FOUGHT WITH THE JERICHO APPRECIATION SOCIETY AND CHASED THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING- good
I like that this didn’t happen during the two hours of TV.
EDDIE KINGSTON & LAX PROMO- AWESOME!
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS JADE CARGILL & MARK STERLING- great, but…
Jade came out and called the fans “slobs” at the beginning of what was otherwise an excellent babyface promo, even though Jade is a heel.
ALEX MARVEZ INTERVIEWS MJF AND SHAWN SPEARS- great
MJF cut an excellent promo challenging Shawn Dean to a match next week, and vowing that there would be twice as many security guards next week. I guess he’s going to hire some of his ow to supplement the usual crew?
ELIMINATION TABLES MATCH: The Hardy Boyz vs. The Butcher & The Blade- 7.25/10
The Bunny was not at ringside for unexplained reasons. The match was great, although I really didn’t like that it was the already-eliminated Jeff who put The Blade through the table to get the win. Matt is crazy taking some of the bumps he did here, given the shape he is in.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- The rest of the AFO came out to menace the Hardys. Sting showed to make the save. He took out Private Party. The Bunny used herself as a human shield so that Sting wouldn’t hit Andrade with his bat. This felt like a thing that happened because the booker wanted to keep the feud going rather than anything that the characters had any real reason to do. After all, if Andrade and pals wanted to attack the Hardys, why not do it DURING THE MATCH?
JURASSIC EXPRESS PROMO- Christian angrily threw his water bottle and walked off, apparently still angry about his loss earlier. Jurassic Express then offered to put their titles up against reDRagon next week because… um…
NYLA ROSE VS. THUNDER ROSA VIDEO PACKAGE- fine
Nyla will be given her title shot Battle of the Belts.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS TONI STORM & JAMIE HAYTER- didn’t like it
Hayter’s promo was good, but the animosity between them felt so random, to the point it felt like a put-on.
OWEN HART FOUNDATION WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH: Hikaru Shida vs. Julia Hart (w/the Varsity Blonds)- 6/10
Julia Hart attacked Shida from behind, before the bell. Tony Schiavone completely supported this highly immoral and cowardly assault. The Varsity Blonds questioned Julia’s tactics, so he told them to go to the back. Tony Schiavone claimed he had never seen anyone send their second to the back before. Why is this clown on the air instead of Taz? Or any random fan out of the audience? Okay, maybe saying any “random” fan is going too far because there is the chance that said random fan could turn out to be Matt Striker, but you get my point.
Julia had a good showing here, but she still lost cleanly. This heel turn is not off to a good start.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT+- meh
Serena Deeb’s music played, but she came out from the other side, so the music tech was in on this attempted dastardly attack. Tony Khan should fire that person. Shida sensed it coming, so we got a chair vs. Kendo stick stand-off, which ended when Deeb left.
ALEX MARVEZ INTERVIEWS SHANE STRICKLAND- fine
He cut a promo telling us about his trip to the Grammys. When he was done, Team Taz attacked him (and Keith Lee, who was also in the locker room, but the babyfaces won the brawl when Lee shoved Will Hobbs through a suspiciously thin segment of the wall.
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE & AAA CAMPEONATOS DE PAREJAS MATCH: FTR(c)(c) vs. the Young Bucks (w/Brandon Cutler)- 9.5/10
BOBBY CRUISE on the intros!
So FTR are having a pretty solid week, I’d say. I was surprised to see a clean finish here, as I was expecting the Briscoes to cost the Bucks the match. This was an excellent mix of the two teams’ styles, with FTR’s pacing and intensity working to make some of the Bucks overly-cutesy spots not feel so cutesy and pre-planned.
This was an excellent episode of Dynamite, combining excellent wrestling with storyline advancement that well… while it mostly wasn’t particularly good, it wasn’t the illogical, shoddy crap we usually get (with one or two exceptions in both directions). Definitely the best episode of Dynamite in a long time.
With the way the announcers hyped this up, I was pretty disappointed when Cole’s opponent was revealed to be Christian.
Cole won a great opener after a thumb to the eye. He really shouldn’t be needing to cheat to beat Christian.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- meh
The heels wanted there to be a post-match segment, so reDRagon came out and attacked Christian. Jurassic Express came out to make the save, leaving Cole alone. The Adam Page came out and got in Cole’s face, and said that as punishment for stealing the title belt, Page will give Adam Cole the title shot Cole wants… but in a Texas Deathmatch. AEW books an unnecessary gimmick match. Everyone take a drink.
JAY LETHAL HEEL TURN RECAP- They started this with the aftermath of the main event of Supercard of Honor… except that Lethal’s actual turn was at the end of his match, earlier in the night, so if you just watched this video package, when Gresham says “because of your actions earlier tonight,” you have no idea what he’s talking about. This is WCW-level failure.
OWEN HART FOUNDATION MEN’S TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH: Samoa Joe vs. Max Caster- 4/10
Caster’s pre-match wrap included the line “Tony, why’d you give this guy a chance? When we beat them in the ratings, he was their champ.” I’m fine with the line in theory because even though promotion’s shouldn’t (kayfabe) care about ratings anywhere near as much as they should promoting good competition, it’s a heel saying it, with the theoretical purpose of trying to politic to get rid of a new wrestler he knows he will have trouble with.
In this particular case, though, that was a TERRIBLE line to use because Joe was only the NXT champion for a few weeks. Whatever criticism there is of Joe in that statement is even more true for Keith Lee and Adam Cole, who were champion for a lot longer, and both of whom are people AEW is trying to push right now!
Joe won a short match cleanly.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- didn’t like it
Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal appeared on the TonyTron and Lethal cut a promo. He said that his new outlook is just to do whatever he wants, which I REALLY didn’t like. The basis of Lethal’s heel turn was that he wanted to play by the rules, but too many other people weren’t doing it, so he decided to throw the rules out the window. That’s a lot different from the generic dick that he was here.
Lethal then told us that while he was having those struggles and looking for advice, he tried to call Joe for MONTHS, and Joe never answered the phone, and when Joe was backstage at the same show as Lethal on Friday, he hid his presence from Lethal. That’s pretty sh*tty of Joe. Assuming it’s true, of course, which it might not be, because Lethal is a heel, but considering how such things have been played in the past in AEW, it seems more than likely that it actually is true. That doesn’t make Lethal’s actions acceptable, but it certainly makes Joe less likable.
Next week, they say they’re going to give Joe a present. So basically it’s the same thing they did with Q.T. Marshall and Hook two weeks ago.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS THE BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB- meh
Regal was fine. I didn’t care for Moxley’s promo. I’m also not thrilled that they put the ROH Pure Title on Wheeler YUTA and then are going to immediately have him lose to Moxley.
Apparently Eddie Kingston broke a monitor earlier.
SHAWN SPEARS vs. SHAWN DEAN- no rating, meh segment
MJF was on commentary for this match. AEW using the announcers’ plug for Rat in the Kitchen to insult MJF is genius.
Have they ever explained why Tully Blanchard isn’t managing Shawn Spears anymore?
Wardlow, of course, picks this moment to force his way into the building. He murders several security guards. I’m actually really not liking that. The situation to compare this to that springs to mind for most people- myself included- is Steve Austin trying to get into a building after Vince has ejected him from it. The difference between those two situations, to me, is that the WWF security guards worked for the evil boss trying to screw the babyface by keeping him out of place he had a right to be (if you want to get really technical about it, you can argue that it’s really a privilege and not a right, but then the issue there is that Vince is revoking Austin’s privilege while letting others who do the same or worse keep theirs). They were willing hands in enforcing an unjust dictate.
In this case, the security guards work for Tony Khan, not MJF, and they are enforcing what seems to be a just dictate. If MJF is Wardlow’s boss, then MJF has the right to tell him “You are not to come here. I am paying you to sit at home,” and Wardlow is brutalizing these poor shmucks just trying to do their job.
“Well then how is Wardlow supposed to get any sort of revenge on MJF?” you ask. The obvious answer to me is that Tony Khan should just hire Wardlow as a wrestler. The contract to MJF is not a wrestling contract, so it shouldn’t block Wardlow from signing with AEW. And this should be obvious to Tony. He’s a wrestling promoter. Signing people to contracts is what he does.
And yet he hasn’t taken this obvious step. And this isn’t the first time, either. Remember when Danielson wanted a title match and Page wanted to give Danielson one, and Danielson vowed to keep injuring members of the Dark Order every week until he got a title shot? You’d think Tony would just book a title match, but instead he waited WEEKS, resulting in Danielson injuring multiple of Tony’s employees.
And speaking of people not doing things that should be obvious to them, why hasn’t MJF threated to sue Wardlow for breach of contract if Wardlow is disobeying his orders by showing up to TV every week when MJF ordered him to stay home?
Oh yeah. The match. Shawn Dean won by roll-up when Wardlow’s presence distracted Spears. Dean, as you might remember, was the guy who Punk got MJF disqualified against. And now Dean has picked up another improbable win over another member of the Pinnacle. The problem with this is that if Dean ONLY shows up on TV when the booking needs to give him an improbable win over a member of a specific stable, it makes the show feel contrived.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS BEST FRIENDS- okay
Chuck Taylor claiming that Wheeler can become the best wrestler he can by training with them instead of with Danielson, Moxley, and Regal is ridiculous. Trent’s antagonism towards Wheeler was much better this week than last week.
EARLIER TONIGHT, EDDIE KINGSTON & LAX FOUGHT WITH THE JERICHO APPRECIATION SOCIETY AND CHASED THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING- good
I like that this didn’t happen during the two hours of TV.
EDDIE KINGSTON & LAX PROMO- AWESOME!
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS JADE CARGILL & MARK STERLING- great, but…
Jade came out and called the fans “slobs” at the beginning of what was otherwise an excellent babyface promo, even though Jade is a heel.
ALEX MARVEZ INTERVIEWS MJF AND SHAWN SPEARS- great
MJF cut an excellent promo challenging Shawn Dean to a match next week, and vowing that there would be twice as many security guards next week. I guess he’s going to hire some of his ow to supplement the usual crew?
ELIMINATION TABLES MATCH: The Hardy Boyz vs. The Butcher & The Blade- 7.25/10
The Bunny was not at ringside for unexplained reasons. The match was great, although I really didn’t like that it was the already-eliminated Jeff who put The Blade through the table to get the win. Matt is crazy taking some of the bumps he did here, given the shape he is in.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT- The rest of the AFO came out to menace the Hardys. Sting showed to make the save. He took out Private Party. The Bunny used herself as a human shield so that Sting wouldn’t hit Andrade with his bat. This felt like a thing that happened because the booker wanted to keep the feud going rather than anything that the characters had any real reason to do. After all, if Andrade and pals wanted to attack the Hardys, why not do it DURING THE MATCH?
JURASSIC EXPRESS PROMO- Christian angrily threw his water bottle and walked off, apparently still angry about his loss earlier. Jurassic Express then offered to put their titles up against reDRagon next week because… um…
NYLA ROSE VS. THUNDER ROSA VIDEO PACKAGE- fine
Nyla will be given her title shot Battle of the Belts.
TONY SCHIAVONE INTERVIEWS TONI STORM & JAMIE HAYTER- didn’t like it
Hayter’s promo was good, but the animosity between them felt so random, to the point it felt like a put-on.
OWEN HART FOUNDATION WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH: Hikaru Shida vs. Julia Hart (w/the Varsity Blonds)- 6/10
Julia Hart attacked Shida from behind, before the bell. Tony Schiavone completely supported this highly immoral and cowardly assault. The Varsity Blonds questioned Julia’s tactics, so he told them to go to the back. Tony Schiavone claimed he had never seen anyone send their second to the back before. Why is this clown on the air instead of Taz? Or any random fan out of the audience? Okay, maybe saying any “random” fan is going too far because there is the chance that said random fan could turn out to be Matt Striker, but you get my point.
Julia had a good showing here, but she still lost cleanly. This heel turn is not off to a good start.
POST-MATCH SEGMENT+- meh
Serena Deeb’s music played, but she came out from the other side, so the music tech was in on this attempted dastardly attack. Tony Khan should fire that person. Shida sensed it coming, so we got a chair vs. Kendo stick stand-off, which ended when Deeb left.
ALEX MARVEZ INTERVIEWS SHANE STRICKLAND- fine
He cut a promo telling us about his trip to the Grammys. When he was done, Team Taz attacked him (and Keith Lee, who was also in the locker room, but the babyfaces won the brawl when Lee shoved Will Hobbs through a suspiciously thin segment of the wall.
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE & AAA CAMPEONATOS DE PAREJAS MATCH: FTR(c)(c) vs. the Young Bucks (w/Brandon Cutler)- 9.5/10
BOBBY CRUISE on the intros!
So FTR are having a pretty solid week, I’d say. I was surprised to see a clean finish here, as I was expecting the Briscoes to cost the Bucks the match. This was an excellent mix of the two teams’ styles, with FTR’s pacing and intensity working to make some of the Bucks overly-cutesy spots not feel so cutesy and pre-planned.
This was an excellent episode of Dynamite, combining excellent wrestling with storyline advancement that well… while it mostly wasn’t particularly good, it wasn’t the illogical, shoddy crap we usually get (with one or two exceptions in both directions). Definitely the best episode of Dynamite in a long time.