Well, nobody else was doing this, so I figured I would.

Rob Roode comes out to talk about how he was the star of Fortune. James Storm interrupts, and now they're arguing about who jumped Storm last week.

Styles beats down Roode after Storm exits. Security pulls them apart, but of course, they can't hold back AJ.

Back from commercials, stupid Don West Shop TNA commercial.

Aj is in the ring with a mic. AJ asks why Roode screws Fortune, and calls him trash. AJ thought beating down Roode would satisfy him, but it didn't. AJ wants to hurt Roode by taking the world title away from him. Roode asks how he'll do it, and tells him to go back to the trailer park. They brawl again. Out comes Sting.

Sting is feeling extra crazy tonight. Sting books a 30 minute iron man match at Final Resolution, and mentions AJ is a former grandslam champion (wow, someone remembers!).

Tenay says 10 Knockouts will compete in a number one contenders match.

Roode attacks AJ again, after AJ makes the save for Dixie Carter.

Backstage, Samoa Joe confronts James Storm. He says Roode didn't attack Storm last week. Storm asked if they were hanging out in the showers (LOL). Joe and Storm brawl. D-Von and Kaz break it up. Wow, three brawls, but no match yet.

Sting confronts Roode backstage. Tells Roode not to put his hands on Dixie, and Roode tells Sting he will sue him if he ever puts his hands on him again.

Television title up next, first match of the night at the 23 minute mark.

D-Von accompanied by the pope, then out come the two Robbies. Robbie E tries to get in some offense early, but D-Von starts to beat him down. D-Von continues to beat on Robbie, even after a distraction from Rob Terry. Rob Terry throws down Pope on the outside, as D-Von hits a neckbreaker. Distraction from the outside, and Robbie E rolls up D-von for the win in 4 minutes. Great. D-Von pulls his son away from Pope, and his sons push him away.

Sting backstage with the other Bischoff. Useless recap of last week. Here comes Morgan and Crimson, arguing. Sting asks if there is a dominant tag team in TNA, books Mexican America vs Morgan and Crimson. Crimson is in, and asks Morgan if he is scared. After a pause, Morgan is in.

Well, I guess no one else is watching, so this is useless.

I have to say it, I don't care if it's a storyline or not, Karen Angle/Jarret is a bitch and I can barely stand her shrilly screaming. She makes Vicky Guerrero bearable.

WrestlingJoker wrote:I have to say it, I don't care if it's a storyline or not, Karen Angle/Jarret is a bitch and I can barely stand her shrilly screaming. She makes Vicky Guerrero bearable.

AGREED. Her voice is so annoying...

It doesn't help her case that she was insinuating Jeff Hardy isn't a real man... Oooooh the things I would do to her if she opened her mouth in front of me...

So thats like almost 2 FULL years where they have a brawl on Impact EACH week, anyone else tired of it??