BRM Reviews the 8/20/2012 Raw
Posted: Aug 20th, '12, 21:16
OPENING SEGMENT- good. "Master of the Brock-tagon" was genius.
SIN CARA, KOFI KINGSTON & R-TRUTH vs. THE PRIMETIME PLAYERS & CODY RHODES- 5.5/10
A decent match, but it had the same damn finish as Cody vs. Sin Cara from last week.
Lawler says that Dusty told him that "when Cody was a baby, he was so ugly that they would sit him in the corner and feed him with a slingshot." THIS is a Jerry Lawler I want announcing!
MATT STRIKER INTERVIEWS AJ- eh segment, but at least it set up a match for later tonight.
RYBACK vs. TWO JOBBERS- No rating. AWESOME segment. Ryback powering out of the Camel Clutch was great!
AJ MAKES A REMATCH BETWEEN JERICHO & ZIGGLER WITH HIGHER STAKES- WTF?! They have a normal match on PPV they have a Career vs. MITB Briefcase match on regular TV?
RANDY ORTON vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/Ricardo Rodriguez)- 6/10
CM PUNK PROMO- good.
DAMIEN SANDOW vs. BRODUS CLAY (w/The Funkadactyls)- no rating, good segment. Sandow cheats to win. Then Brodus gets pissed and attacks him after the match, which will give Sandow some great fuel for his next promo.
HBK INTERVIEW- not bad, but just felt kind of unnecessary.
DAVID OTUNGA vs. THE BIG SHOW- squash
BIG SHOW PROMO FROM AFTER SUMMER SLAM- good.
DANIEL BRYAN & THE MIZ vs. ZACK RYDER & KANE- no rating. Good segment
JOHN CENA COMMENTS FROM AFTER SUMMER SLAM- not good. Cena really didn't say anything at all.
#1 CONTENDERSHIP DIVAS BATTLE ROYALE- 0.5/10.
A poorly put together clusterduck.
BROCK QUITS- didn't see that coming. We'll see where this goes, but it seems funky.
MITB CONTRACT VS. WWE CONTRACT MATCH: Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero) vs. Chris Jericho- 6.5/10
I was eh on the aftermath. Lawler came off like a total idiot defending Jericho here.
CLOSING SEGMENT- Not where I thought this was going. I thought Punk was going to give Cena the match if Cena agreed that if he lost the match, he would not be able to challenge for as long as Punk is champ. The segment did its job well, but it is extremely hard to enjoy if you don't like the route they seem to be taking Punk. I also hated Lawler not saying Punk is the best in the world. Punk has been the WWE Champion for nine months, and has won every match cleanly! Lawler seems entirely unreasonable in denying it.
Dear G-d! This show had a FIFTEEN MINUTE overrun! In addition to the three hours! If you can't fit everything into a three hour show, unless it is a supercard, you are doing something wrong.
Overall, an okay episode of Raw. The segments were good, but it wasn't too good in the ring.
SIN CARA, KOFI KINGSTON & R-TRUTH vs. THE PRIMETIME PLAYERS & CODY RHODES- 5.5/10
A decent match, but it had the same damn finish as Cody vs. Sin Cara from last week.
Lawler says that Dusty told him that "when Cody was a baby, he was so ugly that they would sit him in the corner and feed him with a slingshot." THIS is a Jerry Lawler I want announcing!
MATT STRIKER INTERVIEWS AJ- eh segment, but at least it set up a match for later tonight.
RYBACK vs. TWO JOBBERS- No rating. AWESOME segment. Ryback powering out of the Camel Clutch was great!
AJ MAKES A REMATCH BETWEEN JERICHO & ZIGGLER WITH HIGHER STAKES- WTF?! They have a normal match on PPV they have a Career vs. MITB Briefcase match on regular TV?
RANDY ORTON vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO (w/Ricardo Rodriguez)- 6/10
CM PUNK PROMO- good.
DAMIEN SANDOW vs. BRODUS CLAY (w/The Funkadactyls)- no rating, good segment. Sandow cheats to win. Then Brodus gets pissed and attacks him after the match, which will give Sandow some great fuel for his next promo.
HBK INTERVIEW- not bad, but just felt kind of unnecessary.
DAVID OTUNGA vs. THE BIG SHOW- squash
BIG SHOW PROMO FROM AFTER SUMMER SLAM- good.
DANIEL BRYAN & THE MIZ vs. ZACK RYDER & KANE- no rating. Good segment
JOHN CENA COMMENTS FROM AFTER SUMMER SLAM- not good. Cena really didn't say anything at all.
#1 CONTENDERSHIP DIVAS BATTLE ROYALE- 0.5/10.
A poorly put together clusterduck.
BROCK QUITS- didn't see that coming. We'll see where this goes, but it seems funky.
MITB CONTRACT VS. WWE CONTRACT MATCH: Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero) vs. Chris Jericho- 6.5/10
I was eh on the aftermath. Lawler came off like a total idiot defending Jericho here.
CLOSING SEGMENT- Not where I thought this was going. I thought Punk was going to give Cena the match if Cena agreed that if he lost the match, he would not be able to challenge for as long as Punk is champ. The segment did its job well, but it is extremely hard to enjoy if you don't like the route they seem to be taking Punk. I also hated Lawler not saying Punk is the best in the world. Punk has been the WWE Champion for nine months, and has won every match cleanly! Lawler seems entirely unreasonable in denying it.
Dear G-d! This show had a FIFTEEN MINUTE overrun! In addition to the three hours! If you can't fit everything into a three hour show, unless it is a supercard, you are doing something wrong.
Overall, an okay episode of Raw. The segments were good, but it wasn't too good in the ring.