WWE Elimination Chamber 2012 (2/19/2012)- Milwaukee, WI
ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WWE TITLE: CM Punk(c) vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Chris Jericho- 6.5/10. Not even close to acceptable. It just wasn’t exciting at all, and they spent WAY too much time on the Jericho stuff when it was so obvious it was a work.
SANTINO COMEDY SKIT- dumb. THIS is the chump who will be in tonight’s main event.
CENA VIDEO PACKAGE- eh. I marked out a bit when I saw Rollins and Leakee, though. This actually put Big E. Langston over huge, though. They could capitalize off of that.
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH: Beth Phoenix(c) vs. Tamina Snuka- 5.25/10
JOHNNY ACE & FRIENDS SEGMENT- Great (although Del Rio’s reading of his lines sounded like a super villain in a D movie.
THE BIG SHOW PRROMO- eh.
ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Daniel Bryan(c) vs. The Great Khali vs. Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett vs. Santino Marella- 7.25/10.
Very disappointing for an Elimination Chamber match. Khali lasts thirty seconds and loses to a non-finisher? WTF!? Almost no one lost after a finisher, which also bothered me. The nearfall with the Cobra nearly gave me a heart attack'. The aftermath with Sheamus was eh.
VARIOUS PEOPLE BACKSTAGE WITH HORNSWOGGLE- dumb. The stuff between Jack Swagger & Teddy Long makes me fear that Teddy Long might wind up in charge of both shows.
WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Jack Swagger(c) (w/Vickie Guerrero) vs. Justin Gabriel (w/Hornswoggle)- 4.5/10
AMBULANCE MATCH: John Cena vs. Kane- 6.5/10. The stuff with the wheelchair looked ridiculous. This match really didn’t click with me at all.
Overall, an extremely disappointing show from WWE. Definitely one to stay away from.