Why this Ronda Rousey Worked Shoot Crap Needs To Stop ASAP

[KILLdozer]

Brother I can get you in Jinder Mahal shape in just a matter of weeks!

back-acne and all!? I'll take it!

AND the ridiculous lookin' Jerry Curl!

[Serujuunin]

Brother I can get you in Jinder Mahal shape in just a matter of weeks!

back-acne and all!? I'll take it!

And his gross nipples?

[cero2k]

And his gross nipples?

ugh, true. Sorry Dozer, Seru talked me out of it. I'll just do it the Finn Balor way and go to Japan

[KILLdozer]

And his gross nipples?

ugh, true. Sorry Dozer, Seru talked me out of it. I'll just do it the Finn Balor way and go to Japan

Finn Balor?!?! SURE, if you want NO MASS!

[cero2k]

Finn Balor?!?! SURE, if you want NO MASS!

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

[Serujuunin]

Finn Balor?!?! SURE, if you want NO MASS!

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

[KILLdozer]

Finn Balor?!?! SURE, if you want NO MASS!

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR TASTE IN MEN!!!!

[Serujuunin]

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR TASTE IN MEN!!!!

Hey dude, it's not just mine. I'm not saying it's universal, just that Cero is right, mass is a thing of the past!

[KILLdozer]

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR TASTE IN MEN!!!!

Hey dude, it's not just mine. I'm not saying it's universal, just that Cero is right, mass is a thing of the past!

"Hey dude"? "Hey dude"?

"HEY DUDE!!!???!!?"

*throws a table after military pressing it*

[cero2k]

"Hey dude"? "Hey dude"?

"HEY DUDE!!!???!!?"

*throws a table after military pressing it*

that roid rage

[Big Red Machine]

Finn Balor?!?! SURE, if you want NO MASS!

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

So what you're saying is that there are things which are considered to be finer than Scott Steiner('s physique)?

[KILLdozer]

"Hey dude"? "Hey dude"?

"HEY DUDE!!!???!!?"

*throws a table after military pressing it*

that roid rage

*Chokeslams you through it *

[Serujuunin]

nah, mass is a thing of the past man, plus i don't want to buy a new wardrobe

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

So what you're saying is that there are things which are considered to be finer than Scott Steiner('s physique)?

Oh gods yes.

Especially because he has little toothpick legs relative to the top half.

[KILLdozer]

Take it from a woman, mass =/= attractive. Definition = attractive. Finn Balor has that. And he's lean and proportional. Most women I know would rather have a Finn Balor than a Bobby Lashley.

So what you're saying is that there are things which are considered to be finer than Scott Steiner('s physique)?

Oh gods yes.

Especially because he has little toothpick legs relative to the top half.

That man's got the Kofi Kingston chest situation now.

[e-moose]

Unlike Cero's more subtle Bullet Club shirts, my ringtone is John Cena's theme song. It's started a few conversations.

my ringtones have gone from Alberto Del Rio to Jeff Jarrett to Okada to Glorious to Aleister Black. Only Roode got me a question

In real life I'm a truck driver and a loner and I like it that way. I rarely ever want to talk to anybody, unless they want to talk about wrestling. If I were to chooze a wrestling theme ringtone, it wud be Kane'z. Wrestling fanz wud hear it n wanna strike up a conversation. Meanwhile everybody else wud think the song iz too freaky n wudn't wanna even look at me. It's a win/win.

Edit: Hey Randy Orton'z theme might be even better cuz of the freaky lyrics right off the get go!