Wish Corruptor

[Rabid619]

I wish Hogan would challenge Rocky Balboa for a re-match

Granted! It headlines WrestleMania.

I wish TNA would stop forcing people to put their careers on the line to start a feud with someone.

[Robert Randall]

Granted! the next time it's done it's for the persons life

I wish John Cena would take a very early retirement...NOW!!!

[Rabid619]

I wish John Cena would take a very early retirement...NOW!!!

Granted! He now comes back within a week breaking his previous record of not being employed.

I wish Sheamus wasn't being buried.

[Robert Randall]

Granted! Alberto Del Rio now jobs to Hornswoggle

I wish WWE would push the right people the right way

[Rabid619]

I wish WWE would push the right people the right way

Granted! They push the right people to their right which is off a cliff.

I wish Orton would stop no selling everything.

[Robert Randall]

Granted! Hornswoggle starts no selling and becomes champion, then holds it to break the record for longest title reign.

I wish AJ Styles went to WWE

[Rabid619]

I wish AJ Styles went to WWE

Granted! He debuts on NXT, doesnt win and gets released.

I wish TNA would stop calling Brother Ray, Bully Ray.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish TNA would stop calling Brother Ray, Bully Ray.

Granted, but they start calling him "Bully Mark" instead.

I wish that Steph were still an on-screen character

[Bob-O]

I wish that Steph were still an on-screen character

Granted, she returns to TV and creates a Raw GM stable of herself, Vickie Guerrero, and a returning Jillian Hall. This trio see plenty of mic time... ~shudder~ PLENTY.

I wish Goldberg had never kicked Bret Hart in the head.

[Lynas]

I wish that Steph were still an on-screen character

Granted, she returns to TV and creates a Raw GM stable of herself, Vickie Guerrero, and a returning Jillian Hall. This trio see plenty of mic time... ~shudder~ PLENTY.

I wish Goldberg had never kicked Bret Hart in the head.

Granted! But Bret Hart has a car accident later in the night.

I wish Shane McMahon was still in WWE.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish Shane McMahon was still in WWE.

Granted, but he becomes world champ and squashes everyone using his new finisher, the pinky shove.

I wish that Kane and Pete Rose could have a match at Wrestlemania

[kiel297]

I wish that Kane and Pete Rose could have a match at Wrestlemania

Granted. Rose squashes Kane in the shortest Wrestlemania in history. With a clean finish.

I wish Kane still had his mask.

[Rabid619]

I wish Kane still had his mask.

Granted! He goes back to being Mute.

I wish WWE would call stop calling Tyler Black, Seth Rollins.

[cero2k]

Granted! He goes back to being Mute.

I wish WWE would call stop calling Tyler Black, Seth Rollins.

granted, the start calling him Longy McMufflebeen

I wish Daniel Bryan would be refereed as Brian Danielson

[Rabid619]

I wish Daniel Bryan would be refereed as Brian Danielson

Granted! When WWE releases him for not wanting to be called Daniel Bryan they'll call him by his real name on the independents again.

I wish TNA would go back to being the alternative instead of trying to copy WWE in just about every way they can.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish TNA would go back to being the alternative instead of trying to copy WWE in just about every way they can.

Granted. They become an alternative by becoming a combination of G.L.O.W. and midget wrestling.

[Sassafras]

I wish all the members of WR would replace the WWE "Creative" team.

[Chris Everlast]

Granted! We all have a silly discussion about talking in the cafeteria.

I wish BRM got hired by WWE as a booker.

[Rabid619]

I wish BRM got hired by WWE as a booker.

Granted! They make him book Superstars womens matches. (Sorry BRM, please dont hurt me!!)

I wish John Morrison wasnt getting buried right now.

[Lynas]

I wish BRM got hired by WWE as a booker.

Granted! They make him book Superstars womens matches. (Sorry BRM, please dont hurt me!!)

I wish John Morrison wasnt getting buried right now.

Granted! He gets released instead as creative have "nothing for him"

I wish The Great Khali would just leave wrestling altogether.