Wish Corruptor

[cero2k]

GRANTED! Every TV channel now airs Hornswoggle matches 24/7!

I wish that Dixie Carter sold TNA to Gabe Sapolsky.

granted, and with that money, Dixie decides to buy ROH in order to compete with WWE.

[cero2k]

I wish Cero would actually remember to make a wish!!!

Granted, but he forgets to write it

I wish sting would go back to blue paint

[Rabid619]

I wish sting would go back to blue paint

Granted! He paints his whole body blue but keeps his face paint the same.

I wish Sting was not the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

[ECWFlairfan]

I wish Sting was not the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

Granted... Hogan is now TNA World champion.

Ric Flair won the WWE title at least one more time before he lost to HBK @ WM 24

[Rabid619]

Ric Flair won the WWE title at least one more time before he lost to HBK @ WM 24

Granted! He won it at least 16 more times.

I wish CHIKARA was on TV.

[Bob-O]

I wish CHIKARA was on TV.

Granted! Numerous sex and drug allegations have CHIKARA in the National Headlines!

I wish King Kong Bundy would be signed to a Legends Contract.

[Lynas]

I wish King Kong Bundy would be signed to a Legends Contract.

Granted! But so are the Heart Throbs & The Dicks.


I wish The Rock would come up with something new in this John Cena feud instead of just recycling old & used material.

[Rabid619]

I wish The Rock would come up with something new in this John Cena feud instead of just recycling old & used material.

Granted! He proceeds to "Ice" Cena.

I wish WWE cared about their Divas again.

[Lynas]

Granted! He proceeds to "Ice" Cena.

=)) =)) =))

I wish WWE cared about their Divas again.

Granted! But they lose interest in their World Title picture and the remaindr of 2011 has Khali, Hornswoggle, Ricardo Rodriguez & Zack Ryder as Champions.

[Sassafras]

I wish Zack Ryder would form a stable with Snooki, Mike "The Situation", and DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore and jump ship to TNA to feud with former Shore cast member Angelina and Robbie E./Cookie.

[Rabid619]

I wish Zack Ryder would form a stable with Snooki, Mike "The Situation", and DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore and jump ship to TNA to feud with former Shore cast member Angelina and Robbie E./Cookie.

Granted! But they're repackaged to resemble people from Skins as Vince Russo's daughters have gotten him to watch it and he's been inspired from it.

I wish WWE & TNA would stop breaking up great tag teams.

[Sassafras]

Granted. They bring in tag teams from the 80's and 90's to feud with them.

I wish Bruno Sammartino would swallow his pride and let himself be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

[Rabid619]

I wish Bruno Sammartino would swallow his pride and let himself be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Granted! Vince doesnt let him show up to his own induction ceremony.

I wish WWE wouldnt give us crap in the HOF inductions. (ie: Drew Carey)

[cero2k]

Granted! Vince doesnt let him show up to his own induction ceremony.

I wish WWE wouldnt give us crap in the HOF inductions. (ie: Drew Carey)

Granted, WWE cancels all future HOF inductions

I wish Rock costs Cena the title at WM

[SONICdopeFRESH]

I wish Rock costs Cena the title at WM

Wish granted but the following night on RAW, the guest host is Barney the dinosaur, & Cena cuts a promo on The Rock & tells him he loves him. Then turns & gives Barney a kiss.

I wish Chris Masters wins the IC title.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish Chris Masters wins the IC title.

Granted. He wins it in a Triple Cage, 3 stages of hell match... with all 3 matches being bowl of pudding matches.

I wish that CHIKARA would get a TV show!

[Bob-O]

I wish that CHIKARA would get a TV show!

Granted! CHIKARA gets picked up by the Nickelodeon Network, they see it as a perfect fit between Dora The Explorer and Wonderpets in the 11:00am Wednesday morning time slot. The Network eventually forces them to shill their programing with cameos by Spongebob and iCarly.

(Wow, no matter how hard I try I can't help but think CHIKARA would find a way to make this good! lol)

I wish Hukushi wasn't homeless.

[Chris Everlast]

I wish Hukushi wasn't homeless.

Granted, now he's talentless.

I wish The Miz holds the WWE title until 2012.

[Rabid619]

I wish The Miz holds the WWE title until 2012.

Granted! He loses it to Hornswoggle in his first defense of 2012.

I wish Sting hadnt gone back to TNA.

[cero2k]

Granted! He loses it to Hornswoggle in his first defense of 2012.

I wish Sting hadnt gone back to TNA.

granted, The Nasty Boyz return to TNA and they become Co-TNA World Heavyweight Champions