Wish Corruptor

[Rabid619]

I wish WWE bought back the bikini mud wrestling match with the divas like they did one year for thanksgiving.

Granted! Mae Young participates and has a MAJOR wardrobe malfunction.

I wish WWE called themselves a wrestling company again.

[Serujuunin]

I wish WWE bought back the bikini mud wrestling match with the divas like they did one year for thanksgiving.

Granted! Mae Young participates and has a MAJOR wardrobe malfunction.

I wish WWE called themselves a wrestling company again.

Granted! But now they call themselves the World Wide Wrestling, Music, Movies and Global Goods Vendor and Entertainment (WWWMMGGE).

I wish Cena and Morrison switched angles.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish Cena and Morrison switched angles.

Granted! The WWE Title is moved to Cena's angle as well.

I wish IWA-MS was able to consistently put on shows.

[Rabid619]

I wish IWA-MS was able to consistently put on shows.

Granted! But they put them on a channel you cant get.

I wish WWE would do a Pipers pit with Rock & Cena.

[Sassafras]

Granted. Due to his Samoan heritage, The Rock becomes offended when Piper swings a coconut at him an vows to disappear from the WWE for at least another 7 years. And Cena spends the next several weeks rapping about it.

I wish Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino had accepted Zack Ryder's YouTube challenges for a WrestleMania match.

[Rabid619]

I wish Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino had accepted Zack Ryder's YouTube challenges for a WrestleMania match.

Granted! He's can't remember when WrestleMania is and doesnt show up because he's checking himself out in a mirror.

I wish that Rock & Austin have an interaction of some kind at WrestleMania 27.

[Sassafras]

Granted. They sit in rocking chairs backstage, drink weak iced tea and talk about the good old days, and that terribly humid Atlanta weather.

I wish CM Punk wasn't doomed to put Orton over at WMXXVII.

[Rabid619]

Granted. They sit in rocking chairs backstage, drink weak iced tea and talk about the good old days, and that terribly humid Atlanta weather.

I'd be okay with that.

I wish CM Punk wasn't doomed to put Orton over at WMXXVII.

Granted! Instead he's told he has to put over Hornswoggle.

I wish Evan Bourne was put in higher profile matches.

[Lynas]

Granted. They sit in rocking chairs backstage, drink weak iced tea and talk about the good old days, and that terribly humid Atlanta weather.

I'd be okay with that.

I wish CM Punk wasn't doomed to put Orton over at WMXXVII.

Granted! Instead he's told he has to put over Hornswoggle.

I wish Evan Bourne was put in higher profile matches.

Granted. The decide to bring back and push The Boogeyman in a feud with Bourne.

I wish WWE would bring back the piledriver.

[Sassafras]

Granted. The only person allowed to execute it is Vickie Guerrero.

I wish Dolph Ziggler's World Heavyweight Championship reign had lasted MUCH longer.

[SONICdopeFRESH]

Granted. The only person allowed to execute it is Vickie Guerrero.

I wish Dolph Ziggler's World Heavyweight Championship reign had lasted MUCH longer.

Granted. But he lost it on 2/21/11 to a returning Maven Huffman, and Vicki helped him win.

I wish Goldberg ended Undertaker's WM streak.

[Sassafras]

Granted. Goldberg then manages to rack up an EVEN more impressive record than he did in WCW. 417-0 in the space of time between WrestleMania and SummerSlam. The streak is ended by a returning Kevin Nash, after Goldberg is shocked with a cattle prod by Scott Hall after being distracted by Disqo Inferno.

I wish that what I just described didn't ACTUALLY happen (minus 'Taker, WreslteMania, and SummerSlam) just about a decade ago.

[SONICdopeFRESH]

Granted. Goldberg then manages to rack up an EVEN more impressive record than he did in WCW. 417-0 in the space of time between WrestleMania and SummerSlam. The streak is ended by a returning Kevin Nash, after Goldberg is shocked with a cattle prod by Scott Hall after being distracted by Disqo Inferno.

I wish that what I just described didn't ACTUALLY happen (minus 'Taker, WreslteMania, and SummerSlam) just about a decade ago.

Granted. Primo ended taker's streak, cleanly.

I wish the WWE let Daniel bryan go instead of Kaval.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish the WWE let Daniel bryan go instead of Kaval.

Granted. Kaval is let go the next day.

I wish Samoa Joe would turn heel.

[Rabid619]

I wish Samoa Joe would turn heel.

Granted! He gets kidnapped again....

I wish WWE would have Tyler Black debut soon.

[Serujuunin]

I wish Samoa Joe would turn heel.

Granted! He gets kidnapped again....

I wish WWE would have Tyler Black debut soon.

Granted! He debuts in a diaper and a bonnet, and his weapon of choice is an oversized baby rattle.

I wish Cena would just retire already.

[Big Red Machine]

I wish Cena would just retire already.

Granted. Like so many other wrestlers, he unretires within a year.

I wish AJ had won Season 3 of NXT!

[Robert Randall]

I wish AJ had won Season 3 of NXT!

granted! WWE releases her faster than they did to Kaval

I wish Ted DiBiase was WWE Champion instead of Miz

[Sassafras]

Granted. His reign is shorter than Miz and Cena's tag title reign. Remember that? Not many people do.

Speaking of the tag titles, i wish they'd give DZP (Zack Ryder and Primo) a legitimate run for the straps.

[Lynas]

Granted. His reign is shorter than Miz and Cena's tag title reign. Remember that? Not many people do.

Speaking of the tag titles, i wish they'd give DZP (Zack Ryder and Primo) a legitimate run for the straps.

Granted. They defeat many makeshift tag teams & win them off The Corre, but then lose them to The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh 20 minutes later.