BRM Reviews the 4/26/2012 Impact (crap)

[Big Red Machine]

TNA TV TITLE MATCH: Devon(c) vs. Bully Ray- 4/10

AUSTIN ARIES PROMO- great

RIC FLAIR PROMO- pointless and dumb.

KAZ, DANIELS, & KURT BACKSTAGE- not bad

JEREMY BORASH & ERIC BISCHOFF SEGMENT- unnecessary, but perfectly executed.

MR. ANDERSON PROMO- dumb. Anderson is an asshole, no one likes Bishcoff. We get it already.

KURT ANGLE vs. ANARQUIA (w/Mexican America)- pointless squash

ALEX SILVA INTRODUCTORY PROMO- good

ALEX SILVA vs. ROBBIE E. (w/Rob Terry)- 3/10

DIXIE CARTER PROMO ON ERIC BISCHOFF- I love how she only blames Bischoff and not Hogan for anything.

HULK HOGAN CHOOSES A CONTENDER FOR THE TNA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES- ATROCIOUS! Hogan is only now starting to think about who to choose to challenge for the tag team titles? YOU HAD A WHOLE WEEK, HULK! All you had to do was decide which champ would have to defend their title (which you said you did randomly, so you could have done it Friday morning), then pick a challenger! What the hell were you doing all week?! And you’ve decided to eliminated the Guns from contention… so what’s to stop them from using this “Open Fight Night” concept from going out to the ring and calling Joe and Magnus out? Apparently, Jeff and Anderson are having trouble working together? Since when? Just because they had a match against each other last week? That is moronic. And, of course, the most disgustingly horrible part of this segment: EY & ODB. To even consider the comedy team… at the same times as the Guns, Kaz & Daniels, or a pair of main eventers like Jeff and Anderson is just plain moronic, and it makes the other teams look bad if Hulk Hogan doesn’t think they are any better than the comedy tag team!

BROOKE TESSMACHER PROMO- not bad

BROOKE TESSMACHER vs. GAIL KIM- 3.75/10
It got the point across, but Gail didn’t take anywhere near enough damage to get pinned that quickly.

SACRAFICE MAIN EVENT HYPE VIDEO PACKAGE- okay


ALEX SILVA MEETS BOBBY ROODE- totally unnecessary.

HOGAN CHOOSES A CONTENDER FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES PART 2- once again, dumb. I have no idea what the hell Hulk is even talking about here.

GARRETT BISCHOFF PROMO- of all of the people in the world, the one person whose opinion on Eric Bischoff we didn’t need to hear tonight was Garrett, because we have heard it a million times over the last six months.

BULLY RAY & ABYSS’ BROTHER- okay

TNA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Samoa Joe & Magnus(c) vs. Mr. Anderson & Jeff Hardy- 4.25/10
Not even close to okay for a main event. I did like Kaz and Daniels jumping the champs after the match, though.

GOODBYE PARTY FOR ERIC BISCHOFF- A colossal waste of time. What is the purpose of humiliating Eric Bischoff? He lost at Lockdown. That’s it. The thing that he didn’t want to happen the most in the world already happened. Garrett already got his hands on his father. He has already been humiliated! All this is doing is wasting time that you should be using to build to Sacrifice (which is only two weeks away, and you only have one match announced).

Overall, a horrible episode of Impact.

[Verdun]

Again I miss Impact and again it looks like I didn't miss much.

[cero2k]

All you had to do was decide which champ would have to defend their title (which you said you did randomly, so you could have done it Friday morning), then pick a challenger! What the hell were you doing all week?!
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[Big Red Machine]

All you had to do was decide which champ would have to defend their title (which you said you did randomly, so you could have done it Friday morning), then pick a challenger! What the hell were you doing all week?!
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bitching about this viewtopic.php?f=18&t=7330

Business before pleasure, Hulkster!