CHIKARA King Of Trios 2014 Night 3 Results

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Doors have opened. People are taking seats. The Submission Squad is in the building. It's Jervis Cottonbelly's birthday. It's also Steve Weiner's.

MATCH ONE- Trios Semi Finals One: The Golden Trio (Icarus & The Throwbacks) vs. The Flood (Jimmy Jacobs, Eddie Kingston, Volar)
Technicos attacks the Rudos right off the bat to get things started.
The Golden Trio wins. Icarus taps out Voglar with the Chikara Special.
Icarus frees Snow Troll. Snow Troll lowblows Icarus and returns to Jimmy Jacobs and The Flood after a beat down on the technicos.

MATCH TWO- Trios Semi Finals Two: Devastation Corporation (Blaster McMassive, Flex Rumblecrunch, Max Smashmaster) vs. 3Peck0 (Archibald Peck and 3.0)
Peck, Jagged and Matthews wearing face paint to mock the Corp.
Triple Boston Crab by 3Peck0 on Dev Corp. Sidney gets in the ring allowing the distraction. Deathblow hit on Jagged.
Dev Corp move on.

MATCH THREE: Sir Oliver Grimsley vs. Mark Andrews
After a good contest with lots of technical wrestling Andrews wins with the Shooting Star Press.

MATCH FOUR: Tag Gaunlet
Olde Fashioned (Jervis Cottonbelly and Marion Fontaine) vs. Los Ice Creams open up.
Jervis and Marion do the chicken dance. Ice creams drop the sprinkles in the ring, Fonatine sweeps them up. Ice Creams try sprinkles again, Jervis gets a dust pan. Sprinkles one more time and Marion gets a vacuum and is rolled up from behind.
Ice Creams eliminate Olde Fasioned.
TEAM 3: NRG (Hype Rockwell and Race Jaxon) are out.
Los Ice Creams eliminated.
TEAM 4: Colony eXTreme Force (Missile Assault and Artic Rescue Ant)
NRG out with a triple rolling suplex on Hype.
TEAM 5: The Batiri (Kodama and Obaryion)
Top rope DDT by Obaryon on Missile Assault.
CXF eliminated
TEAM 6: The Osirian Portal (Amasis and Ophidian)
They go for a bit more than two minutes.
Osirian Portal eliminate The Batiri.
TEAM 7: Bloc Party (Prakash Sabar and Boar of Moldovia)
Boar hits the spear on Sabar by accident. Cobra clutch apllied by Ophidian. Sabar taps.
TEAM 8: The Colony (Silver and Worker Ant)
Amasis hasn't left the corner looking hurt. Silver knocks him off the apron, so now Ophidian CAN'T tag out. Ophidian still prevails and pins Silver.
The Colony eliminated.
TEAM 9: Pete and Damian Dunne
Amasis pounded, speared and takes a top rope double stomp from Pete and Damian.
Amasis hits the 450 for the win.
TEAM 10: The Wrecking Crew (Oleg the Usurper and Jaka)
Sidney Bakabella hits Ophidian in the face with a roll of quarters and Oleg takes the pin.
Wrecking Crew win the almost 45 minute Gauntlet.

INTERMISSION

MATCH FIVE: The Submission Squad (Evan Gellistico, Gary Jay, Pierre Abernathy, Davey Vega) vs. The Gentleman's Club (Chuck Taylor, Orange Cassidy, Drew Gulak, Swamp Monster)
I'm personally marking!
Gary Jay and Swampy do a spot that at least two fans have called an Owl in a Tree.
Chuck Taylor has a grenade! Davey Vega calls a time out! Bryce Remsburg gets involved physically!
Everyone poses! Even Gavin!
Squad pick up the win!
Match of the Year Chant!

MATCH SIX: Rey de Voladores Final: Shynron vs. The Great Sanada
Sanada in blue facepaint this time.
Sanada hits the Red mist which Shynron kicks out of!
Shynron wins with the Spirit Bomb (720 splash)

MATCH SEVEN-Trios Finals and The Main Event: The Golden Trio (Icarus & The Throwbacks) vs. Devastation Corp (Blaster, Flex and Max)
Big brutal war. Everyone down on the mat at one point.
Icarus Wrw kicks out of the Death Blow. Now THAT'S a Grand Champion.
Dev Corp hit the moves on Dasher and get the win.

Dev Corp wins King of Trios.

Flood come out to celebrate. CHIKARA locker room attack. Flood win the brawl.
Jimmy Jacobs demands the Grand Championship or CHIKARA dies. Icarus hands over the belt, but tells Eddie it's worthless without CHIKARA. Kingston turns on the flood. Flood run off. No Deucalion. No Jakob, but Nokken was there.
Big Group Hug. Happy Ending.