BRM Reviews the 4/1/2015 NXT

[Big Red Machine]

SAMI ZAYN PROMO- awesome.

RHYNO vs. A JOBBER- squash

RHYNO PROMO- good

DANA BROOKE VIDEO PACKAGE- I already hate her. Half the crap she says makes no sense at all together. Also, is she supposed to be a heel? Because if she isn’t they should cut out that clip of her rejecting that fan Maryse-style.

KEVIN OWENS PROMO- okay

EMMA vs. BAYLEY- 2.5/10
The Tube Men really don’t work with Bayley’s current music. The play-by-play guy mis-called the Dilemma as the Emma Lock. I was quite shocked that Emma didn’t jump Bayley after the match.

BECKY LYNCH PROMO- great.

LUCHA DRAGONS vs. WESLEY BLAKE & BUDDY MURPHY- 4/10

SAMI ZAYN & RHINO SEGMENT- the segment was eh (because of Rhino’s delivery), but I cannot wait for the inevitable match.

SOLOMON CROWE VIDEO PACKAGE- oh year. I forgot he was a thing.

TYE DILLENGER vs. JASON JORDAN- 2.75/10
I forgot that these guys were a thing, too.

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH: Hideo Itami vs. Tyler Breeze- 7/0
Listen up, Brennan: Appearing in a meaningless battle royale and losing is NOT a “WrestleMania Moment!”
The match was shorter than it should have been and having the first two falls so close together made the stip mean nothing.

A classic example of one of those NXT shows where they just try to cram way too much into the hour.