All Time Favorite one-liner

Post by **BOD** » Aug 4th, '15, 15:25

In the midst of Dusty Rhodes passing and more recently Roddy Piper, favorite quotes of those guys?

mine are, Piper: you don't throw rocks at a man holding a machine gun.

Dusty: i have wined and dined with kings and queens and i've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.

And lastly who is your favorite wrestler of the 2?

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Aug 4th, '15, 16:17

It's almost impossible to beat that Piper line.

Post by **cero2k** » Aug 4th, '15, 16:57

C'mon

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum"

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From dusty, there's one that says "Ric Flair, the stratosphere is reserved for you and me "
I always thought that was amazing. As per favorite, Piper hands down

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Sep 2nd, '15, 21:03

I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

Post by **Big Bad Booty Daddy** » Sep 7th, '15, 15:35

Big Red Machine wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

I remember the Austin one!! In your house 10?

Personally like The Rock's from Royal Rumble 1998 (I think) when he says -

"Everybody wants to know what The Rock thinks bout President Clinton and Paula Jones. Hey Prez if you lay down with a dog your gonna wake up with fleas" :))

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Sep 7th, '15, 16:19

Big Bad Booty Daddy wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

I remember the Austin one!! In your house 10?

It's whichever one Mind Games was. That was just a completely "on" day for Austin. He and Owen were both utterly fantastic in their segment ripping on Bret.

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Sep 8th, '15, 07:42

April Hunter on Twitter yesterday:

Breast implants are like pro wrestling. Everyone knows they're fake, but we're entertained all the same

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 3rd, '15, 01:01

Big Red Machine wrote:April Hunter on Twitter yesterday:

Breast implants are like pro wrestling. Everyone knows they're fake, but we're entertained all the same

Hey-did you feel that?

I just kicked your leg outta your leg!

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 15th, '15, 00:30

Kicked your leg out from under your leg!

"To be the man you've gotta beat the man!

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Oct 15th, '15, 12:14

Also (I think this was during the build-up to one of his matches with the Gracies), Shinsuke Nakamura once claimed to have a black belt in pro wrestling.

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 19th, '15, 23:20

Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

Post by **Big Red Machine** » Oct 20th, '15, 00:36

KILLdozer wrote:Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

When they're great? Everyone.

Post by **cero2k** » Oct 20th, '15, 08:37

KILLdozer wrote:Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

you need to eat more pineapple, it's good for the memory

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 20th, '15, 11:37

Ah fuck pineapple. I heard it's the strongest most poignant smell in the World.

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 20th, '15, 13:40

"That's the bottom lines, because Santino Marella say it be so! "

Post by **KILLdozer** » Oct 20th, '15, 13:46

"If anyone disagrees, I'll open up a can of the ass-whip, stomp a mudpie, eat some low fat frozen yogurt, and that's the bottom lines because Stone Cold Steve Austin say it be so."

Post by **KILLdozer** » Dec 18th, '15, 14:55

"FEED! ME! MORE!"

Post by **KILLdozer** » Dec 18th, '15, 14:57

KILLdozer wrote:"If anyone disagrees, I'll open up a can of the ass-whip, stomp a mudpie, eat some low fat frozen yogurt, and that's the bottom lines because Stone Cold Steve Austin say it be so."

This was worth quoting. Do you remember that time Santino Marella imitated Stone Cold?

Post by **KILLdozer** » Dec 22nd, '15, 11:15

I don't think I've said this yet before and idk how either:

"Earl Hebner didn't screw Bret Hart. Shawn Michaels didn't screw Bret Hart. Vince McMahon didn't screw Bret Hart. Bret Hart, screwed Bret Hart.

Bret, screwed Bret."

Post by **cero2k** » Dec 22nd, '15, 11:18

KILLdozer wrote:I don't think I've said this yet before and idk how either:

"Earl Hebner didn't screw Bret Hart. Shawn Michaels didn't screw Bret Hart. Vince McMahon didn't screw Bret Hart. Bret Hart, screwed Bret Hart.

Bret, screwed Bret."

this one right here, hell of a quote.

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