CHIKARA King Of Trios Night 1 Results

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Intriguing side note: As of note looks like Sean Waltman is the lead commentator and will be joined by guests.

TEAM UK DEF Bloc Party.
Sean Waltman on commentary was reportedly laughing about Prakash Sabar. So I guess he's flattered.
Team UK wins as Mark Andrews hits the shooting star splash on Prakash Sabar.

GEKIDO (17 and The Pieces of Hate) DEF Knight Eye For The Pirate Guy with Princess Kimberlee.
ARRR! ThreeManBooth noted it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Jigsaw refusing to fight Jolly Roger as most predicted.
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According to Dave, Kimber Lee is in full wrestler mode and bring it hard. This is wonderful news to hear. Glad she actually is working.
17 and Shard refused to tag in and force Jigsaw to wrestle Jolly Roger.
Jigsaw still refused to fight, forcing 17 to tag in and making Jolly Roger tap out. GEKIDO advance.
After the match J-Ro yells at Jigsaw "You're Not My Brother!"

Spirit Squad (Kenny, Mikey and Johnny) DEF. Odditorium (Sinn Bodhi, Sir Oliver Grimsley and Qefka the Quiet)
with a double leg drop by Mondo and Doane on Grimsley, Spirit Squad win.

The Flood (Jimmy Jacobs, Eddie Kingston & Vulgar) DEF. The Spectral Envoy (Ultramantis Black, Hallowicked and Frightmare).
The Flood come out with Snow Troll on a chain leash.
Deucalion comes out with Delrious causing a distraction. The Flood move on. Delirious supposedly also attacked Mantis.

INTERMISSION

Devastation Corp (Blaster, Max and Flex) DEF. Team Extravaganza (Jervis Cottonbelly, Marion Fontaine and Thunderkitty)
Thunderkitty and Max had a pose off.
Blaster McMassive slapped Thunderkitty and all it did was make her angry!
Dev Corp hit the Death Blow on Marion Fontaine and Advance.

3Peck0 (Archibald Peck, Scott Parker and Big Magic) DEF. BDK Cubed (Ares, N0kken, Dr. Cube)
Ares shaved his mustache. Dr. Cube actually looks intimidating.
Dr. Cube's pants wouldn't stay up.
3.0 and Peck win.
N0kken Attacks Ares! Dr. Cube is JAKOB HAMMERMEIER!
The world just exploded!
Jakob has the Eye of Tyr and is in control of N0kken and the BDK now!!!
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The Golden Trio (Icarus and The Throwbacks) def LAX (Homicide, Hernandez and Chavo Guerrero)
Icarus has new Blue gear. The new gear was designed by the amazing Hayley Jane.
If Tom Blargh is to be believed, Homicide is not keeping things PG.
Golden Trio win with TD hitting their finisher on Chavo.

Green Horn Militia (Kid Cyclone, 3Quinox, C-A-W) hit the ring and make a public challenge. No answer. Hallowicked comes down to talk to them. With the challenge unanswered The GHM leave the ring for another day.

The Colony (Worker, Fire & Silver Ant) vs. The Colony: XTreme Force (Missile Assault, Artic Rescue and Orbit Adventure)
Artic knocked out Worker Ant with the snow board. He's taken to the back. The match is now 3 on 2.
It's back to 3 on 3 as Worker Ant comes back from whatever that snowboard did to him.
Colony then wins with Ant Hill.