The Jim Cornette Quote Thread

[kirbs2002]

There's a lot of great sayings by JC. Let's post them here for our posterity. Please, one per post and no double posting.

When was the last time you went to a football game and saw five minutes of football in a three hour game?

[Lynas]

"Instead of hitting people with furniture, they were hittin' furniture with people" - Jim Cornette on ECW.

[Aggro]

"I could of came up with something better whilst taking a good shit after a meal at Taco Bell"

- Cornette on the booking of the WCW Invasion angle.

[kirbs2002]

... A personal note to Hulk Hogan: You may be a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old, too.

From JC's rant on the Halloween Havoc cage match between Roddy Piper and Hogan.

[Sassafras]

"F**k anybody named McMahon."

[yourcrapsweak]

"F*ck this company."

[Sassafras]

"I'll g*ddamn come through that f**kin' window and cuss you!"

and

"Don't cuss me, you f**kin' ugly b***h! "

-Talking to a Dairy Queen drive-thru employee in Kentucky, 1994

[kirbs2002]

"I'll g*ddamn come through that f**kin' window and cuss you!"

and

"Don't cuss me, you f**kin' ugly b***h! "

-Talking to a Dairy Queen drive-thru employee in Kentucky, 1994

The moral of that story, do NOT get between JC and his cheeseburgers.

[Sassafras]

"I'll g*ddamn come through that f**kin' window and cuss you!"

and

"Don't cuss me, you f**kin' ugly b***h! "

-Talking to a Dairy Queen drive-thru employee in Kentucky, 1994

The moral of that story, do NOT get between JC and his cheeseburgers.

Exactly. But, he should probably amend his diet if he wants to live long enough to piss on Vince Russo's grave.

[Lynas]

"F*ck You Batista!"

[kiel297]

"Everytime someone becomes workout buddies with Helmsley, they imediately get pushed. That's why Dave Batista, that roided up piece of crap got pushed. Otherwise they were gonna let him go because he couldn't get over as a Deacon for D-Von Dudley" Cornette on Batista

[kirbs2002]

Even if I gotta make it to 93, I will p*ss on your headstone, Vince Russo!

[Cactus Jack Manson]

"By the ten minuet mark, they were sucking wind so bad, the first three rows passed out from oxygen deprivation...it would have been funny if it wasn't so sad."

Jim Cornette on Piper/Hogan Steel Cage Match at Halloween Havoc 97.

[kirbs2002]

"Memphis Wrestling looks like the UFC compared to the horse tripe you're seeing on TV nowadays."

In response to a fan referring to 1970's Memphis wrestling as being gimmicky.