Live Impact Commentary and Results (6/14/12)

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Impact starts today with an Ultimate X Match!!! X division title on the line!! Aries vs Sabin vs Ion

Also, Roode retained the title against Sting, but this kinda lost it at the end. What will Sting and Roode have for us tonight!? Plus Anderson is challenging for the World Title tonight against Roode!! who will walk away the champ after Impact is over!?

Bound For Glory Series news will surely be given tonight

Tessmacher is the new KOs champ. What will Kim have to say about that!?

finally, Slammiversary saw several returns in Kid Kash, Hernandez, James Storm, and Abyss. Will they be here tonight?

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Results

Austin Aries def. Chris Sabin and Zema Ion in an Ultimate X Match to retain the X Division Title

Devon def Hernandez to retain the TV title

James Storm won the BFG Series Gauntlet to earn 20 pts

Miss Tessmacher def Madison Rayne

Robert Roode def Mr Anderson to retain the TNA World Title

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we're on with some sort of recap of Storm's storyline, with a horrible horrible voice over

blah

Time for THE ULTIMATE X

Sabin and Ion already in the ring. Aries then comes out

First Ultimate X for Aries and Ion, 15th for Sabin. dang!

I think Sabin may be hurt....again

Aries wins. Short match. I'm certain Sabin is hurt

Aries promo time.
Hogan comes out...Aries wanted to see him

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we're back. i guess Hogan and Aries just stood there for a long while

brother...

blah blah...hogan is actually putting Aries over

Hogan just said Aries is the greatest thing he has seen in the TNA ring. Big words Hogan, big words

Hogan says that if Aries gives up the X Division title, he'll book Aries vs Roode for the world title

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Dixie Carter stuff...Slammiversary recap...gets cut midway.

Sting will talk

back to the recap. GAAWWDD!!!

cut again for Parks talking with irrelevant "bad actors" people. Bully comes out asking for Abyss. Spits on food. Parks is still hungry.

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back from commercials.

TV title match

Hernandez vs Devon is now...yes, you read right. a NEW TV Title CHALLENGER!!!

BTW, that makes 3 title matches so far for this show

wow, what a crappy finish. i thought Hernandez was taking the title...

recaps recaps recaps

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we're back in a

BFG Series gauntlet match?? da fuck is that!?

anyway, AJ comes out
then Hardy comes out

so AJ vs Hardy to start off. I like

oh, Tenay explains it. their gauntlet match is actually a battle royal. entries are every 90 seconds. match is worth 20 points.

I guess this will intro every participant in the series.

RVD comes out

Magnus and Bully are in too. Good to see Magnus in the Series!!

Kurt Angle joins the Rumble....i mean gauntlet....

POPE!!!! POPE IS IN THE SERIES!!!!

Hardy gets eliminated

Abyss comes out, but i don't think he's in the series, he was underneath the ring. eliminates Bully Ray

Robbie E joins the BFG Series while RVD gets eliminated

Christopher Daniels joins the BFG Series and Eliminates Styles AND ANGLE!!! DANG!!

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE joins the match!!! Eliminates Robbie E

Magnus was helping Joe, Joe attacks Magnus. I guess it's a friendly fight. Joe eliminates Magnus

James Storm comes out to join the BFG Series. Eliminates Pope and then Daniels.

Joe and Storm the last two.

The final BFG member is gonna be whoever loses Roode vs Anderson.

James Storm wins the rumble. 20Pts for him. Drinks beer

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So final list is

AJ Styles
Jeff Hardy
RVD
Magnus
Bully Ray
Christopher Daniels
James Storm
Kurt Angle
DAngelo Dinero
Samoa Joe
Robbie E

soo no Kaz, no Morgan, no Crimson

James talks about horses and cowboys
Challenges Roode to be the World Champion by the time he wins the BFG Series

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Angle and Styles acting backstage. aaaaaaaaaacccttttiiiiiingg!!!!!

+ recaps

KOs match

Madison Rayne back to her glory!!!

vs

Broooooo.....Miss Tessmacher.....who obviously wins.

Brooooooke Hogan talks with Kim, announced is a 4way for the KOs title next week. Kim says she should be the only one challenging. Brooke says that she decides when rematches clauses get used.

gawd!! more talking!! Anderson this time

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Main event time.

Roode vs Anderson for the World title...i'm guessing they're leaving the sting thing for the end.

wow, Roode made Anderson tap. didn't see that coming.

Dixie and Styles keep talking, next week they're coming out...if it's affecting them sooo much, why not just come out now??

Sting thing should be next

announced for next week
- Open Fight Night
- Gut Check

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Sting is doing his talk, thanks the Jarretts

and he gets attacked by three huge guys, i don't know who they are, don't ask

that's the show ladies and gents