BRM Reviews 3PW This One's For You (horrible)

[Big Red Machine]

3PW This One's For You (9/21/2002)- Philadelphia, PA

FINALLY! Some announcers!

HACK MYERS vs. "SEXY" ACE STEEL- 5.5/10
Yes. That's right. Not "Crazy Ace Steel. "Sexy" Ace Steel.
I must also express my extreme disappointment in this crowd. How do you pop big for Myers, but not do a single "SHAW!" "SH*T!" exchange through-out the whole eight minute match?

CM PUNK vs. COLT CABANA- 6.25/10

THE BLUE MEANIE vs. CHRIS CHETTI- 5/10
I really didn’t like Meanie going over in this match. The win would have helped Chetti a lot more, and most of the match focused on Chetti working over Meanie’s arm. Meanie’s offense never entered into the story of the match at all.

JOSH DANIELS vs. WHITE LOTUS- 5.5/10

CHRISTIAN YORK & JOEY MATTHEWS vs. DANNY DORING & ROADKILL-6/10
It’s got to suck to be Roadkill. Even his tag team partner is chanting “YOU F*CK SHEEP!” at him. I really didn’t like the spot where Matthews was chopping the ref, then the ref started chopping Matthews. Even early ECW had people get DQed for hurting the ref. Other than that, a pretty good match, but I was expecting a lot more.

ROCKIN’ REBEL PROMO- lame. He randomly challenges anyone in the locker room to a street fight. The challenge is answered by Angel (the chick who refused to compete in the wet t-shirt contest at the last show and ate a chokeslam for it).

STREET FIGHT: Rockin’ Rebel vs. Angel- 3/10
Angle looked tough, but otherwise, this match wasn’t very good.

3PW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: “The Pit Bull” Gary Wolfe(c) vs. Dead Man Walking- DUD!
Who is this Dead Man Walking? And what, exactly, did he do to earn this title shot? I have no idea, and neither, it seems, does the crowd. We weren’t given much time to ponder these questions, though, as the match went three minutes.

KEVIN SULLIVAN vs. ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER- DUD!
Two old guys randomly stab each other with forks. Then Sabu and Syxx-Pac randomly run in, setting up for a tag team match at some point, then Syxx-Pac and Sully brawl to the back and Sabu runs away from Abby, leaving the match with no actual finish

STRIP-OFF: Missy Hyatt vs. Jasmin St. Claire vs. Donna- DUD!
They waste ten minute before the Rockin’ Rebel (who had come out to be the judge) and Missy Hyatt decide to beat up Jasmine. The Blue Meanie comes out to make the save, but then he gets beaten up, too.

SABU vs. SYXX-PAC-7/10

This was just a horrendous show, with three straight duds, including the first ever 3PW Heavyweight Title defense. The announcers helped the show a bit, it still stunk.

[RedSon]

lol, every 3pw show that you review seems to be horrible, yet you keep torturing yourself :p

[Big Red Machine]

lol, every 3pw show that you review seems to be horrible, yet you keep torturing yourself :p

I have seen some of their later stuff and they seem to have some good stuff going on, and the shows aren't too long, so I watch them. For this particular show, I had actually heard awesome things about Sabu vs. Syxx-Pac, so I wanted to check it out.

[RedSon]

lol, every 3pw show that you review seems to be horrible, yet you keep torturing yourself :p

I have seen some of their later stuff and they seem to have some good stuff going on, and the shows aren't too long, so I watch them. For this particular show, I had actually heard awesome things about Sabu vs. Syxx-Pac, so I wanted to check it out.

for the most part, it seems that shows have at least one decent match that saves watching it